Greatest freak out ever 22 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 22" from series, which posted on February 28, 2012.


 * Jack: Okay, it's the 3rd day of my sister and her family being over and... her and Stephen are getting into it again.
 * Stephen: You're not coming in, because I'm still in here.
 * Brandi: Yeah, but my stuff's to be here.
 * (Jack opens his wooden door.)
 * Stephen: I'm sleeping here now. Mom! Make her get out of my room!
 * Brandi: I'll be here.
 * Jennifer: Just let her finish packing.
 * Stephen: Oh, my god.
 * Jennifer: They're leaving today.
 * Brandi: I'll be here another 2 days if I want.
 * Stephen: No, you're not, you're leaving today. Well, thank god, you're leaving today.
 * Brandi: Well, okay.
 * Jennifer: You know what? Just leave her alone, let her pack her stuff.
 * Stephen: Why is Jack's room left unfondled with (WTF?), but my house is like 5...
 * Jennifer: Because your, because your bedroom is bigger, and your bed is bigger.
 * Charlie: Calm down. Calm down, you young punk.
 * Stephen: Shut up, no one's talking to you.
 * Jennifer: Just leave...
 * Marilyn: Stephen. You're 18, you have to grow up.
 * Stephen: I'm 18!
 * Little Girl: That's right! Stephen!
 * Stephen: She's 28! I-I think she's the one who needs to grow up.
 * Jennifer: And you know what, and she's your sister. And you haven't seen her since Thanksgiving?
 * Stephen: Yeah, and her daughters are always yelling at me.
 * Brandi: You leave my kids out of this.
 * Stephen: I'm just saying they won't shut up. Every time I say...
 * Little Girl: Mom!
 * Unknown Kid: No!
 * Stephen: Stop screaming at me, you're like 5!
 * Young Girl: Stop screaming at me!
 * Stephen: No!
 * Marilyn: They come for 3...
 * Sad Little Girl: Get out of here!
 * Stephen: Dude, I don't even know who you are. Dude, shut up.
 * Jane: I'm Jane! And your the person that shoved the remote up your butt!
 * Stephen: (Fake laugh) HURR HURR HURR HURR!
 * Brandi and Her Family: (Laughing)
 * Stephen: (sarcasm) Oh, my god, so freakin' funny, you're not funny.
 * Little Girl: What happened to you.
 * Jennifer: I guess you...
 * Darrick: Hey, what the hell's your problem, man?
 * Stephen: What's your problem, man!?
 * Darrick: You need to chill out!
 * Stephen: Get out of my face!
 * Darrick: I'm sick of your spoiled bulls***, man!
 * Brandi: Darrick.
 * Stephen: Stop bothering, he's cussing!
 * Brandi: You know what.
 * Stephen: HE'S CUSSING AT ME!!!
 * Jack: (little laugh that his sister's husband is within kissing distance from Stephen.)
 * Brandi: Darrick.
 * Jennifer: You know what, you're leaving today. Come on, guys.
 * Stephen: Well, tell him to get out of my face, he's acting like...
 * Brandi: Hey guys, you can't fight. That's enough!
 * Darrick: Oh, you've done it now, buddy...
 * Jennifer: No, no, no, no!
 * Darrick: I'll tell you what buddy, you're done!!
 * Little Girl: Follow me home.
 * Other girl: No!
 * (Jack runs outside where he's laughing and watching his older brother Stephen getting chased by his older sister's husband.)
 * Jack: (laughing) Oh, my God! Ha, ha! Oh, no way... Ha, ha! (surprised) HA, HA!
 * Brandi: Stephen!!!
 * (5 girls screaming loud outside)
 * Young Girl: Get back!
 * Jack: Oh, my god. There he goes.