Greatest freak out ever (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever" from series, which aired on May 1, 2009 on YouTube.


 * [RECORDING STARTS]
 * (JACK is holding the camera to his face, and is walking to STEPHEN's room, as STEPHEN is heard screaming off-screen)
 * JACK: Okay, my mom just cancelled my brother's, uh, World of Warcraft account, and he is freaking out.
 * STEPHEN: (off-screen) You got rid of my life!
 * JACK: (laughing) Holy cow!
 * STEPHEN: (off-screen) And you made me cry!
 * (JACK puts the camera on STEPHEN's top drawer and he runs out of STEPHEN's room while guffawing. STEPHEN stomps in his room)
 * STEPHEN: GET OUTTA MY ROOM! (slams door shut, paces around, mouthing to himself) I swear... (throws himself on the bed, making comical screams)
 * (STEPHEN is seen briefly banging his head with a remote, then continuing to flop on his bed)
 * STEPHEN: (yells something indistinct, possibly, "I can't find the remote!") I'm gonna run away! (places blanket over himself) I'm gonna run away and never come back! (voice cracking) I'm gonna run away and never come back. I swear, You'll never see me again! (throws blanket down, revealing him wearing nothing but his underwear, paces around the room, then enters his closet door, which he immediately exits, then proceeds to make more comical sounds)
 * (STEPHEN slumps over and falls from his bed, being unseen from the camera for a few seconds)
 * (we see STEPHEN popping up from behind his bed two times, uttering screams each time, then he gets up)
 * (STEPHEN beats his chest like a gorilla before pounding on his mattress, finds a remote, then humorously shoves it up his butt. STEPHEN slumps down over his bed, as if exhausted)
 * (STEPHEN gets a shoe from his closet)
 * STEPHEN: Is this what you want?! (bangs his head with his shoe four times) I hate my life... (at the ceiling) I HATE MY LIFE! (screams loudly while looking up at the ceiling, bangs his head with his shoe three more times, and starts flopping like a fish again on his bed while making gargling sounds) It's mine! I swear I hate it!
 * DAVID: (off-screen) Dude, SHUT UP!
 * (STEPHEN gets up, looking at the door, makes one final punch to his bed, then exits his room)
 * (seconds later, JACK darts into STEPHEN's room, laughing, and grabs the camera from the drawer)
 * JACK: Did you freakin' see that?!
 * [RECORDING ENDS]