Prank calling Stephen Quire (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Prank calling Stephen Quire" from special, which aired on March 6, 2016.


 * Samantha: Hi, I'm Samantha.
 * Unknown Girl: And I remember TV.
 * Samantha: And... I guess we're outside. Uh... We're gonna be calling.
 * Unknown Girl: Stephen Quire.
 * Samantha: (Don't know what she saying) (Girls chuckle) All right, so let's see, will answer. This time.
 * (Dialing)
 * (Phone Calling)
 * Stephen: Hello.
 * Samantha: Hey, Stephen.
 * Stephen: Hello.
 * Samantha: Uh, you biggest fan anywaste we got some question we want to ask.
 * Stephen: Hi.
 * Samantha: Okay, so did... it hurt. When your grandma hit you in the head. It in the face with the paddle. And why did you calling very buns?
 * Stephen: (Don't know what he saying)
 * Samantha: All right, I know that.
 * Unknown Girl: (Little Giggling) Um, why did you set the Christmas tree on fire for?
 * Stephen: What?
 * Unknown Girl: Why did you set the Christmas tree on fire for?
 * Stephen: Because I was mad.
 * Unknown Girl: And why did you get mad with Jack is the (Don't know what she saying) ground? Did he really...
 * Stephen: All right, out.
 * Unknown Girl: Did he hurt? Did he... Did he really... break freakin' wearing much?
 * Samantha: Why did you... No. Sorry. All right. He hang up. (Girls Laughing) I know that.
 * (Phone Calling)
 * Female Voice: I'm sorry.
 * Unknown Girl: Hang it up.
 * Samantha: Faggot.
 * Unknown Girl: Okay, well... How's Stephen (Don't know what she saying)
 * Samantha: Yeah. So bye.