Greatest freak out ever 8 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 8" from series, which posted on January 28, 2010.


 * Jack: All right, me and Stephen are playing Guitar Hero, I keep beating him and he's getting really mad. (Opens the door.) All right, Stephen, I'm ready to play.
 * Stephen: Okay, well, it took you freakin' long enough.
 * Jack: I had to go to the bathroom. (Sets the camera down on a hard surface before reaching the bottom of the stairs and enters the living room)
 * Stephen: Whatever. We're playing "Barracuda."
 * Jack: (mocking Stephen because he pronounces it Barra-q-da)"Barracuda?" "Barracuda?"
 * Stephen: Whatever, we're playing that.
 * Jack: That's the only song that you ever play, you know this game has like other songs on it, right? (Joins Stephen in front of the TV above the desk and Jack grabs a second guitar for the game)
 * Stephen: It's not the only song I've ever played.
 * Jack: Alright, name the other songs you've picked.
 * Stephen: SHUT UP! God!
 * Jack: I'm just saying.
 * Stephen: Just cause I don't know the name of the songs, I still play them. And 'm Slash.
 * Jack: You know we can both be Slash, right?
 * Stephen: Why would Slash can playing Slash? I'm Slash.
 * Jack: Alright, whatever, I don't care.
 * Stephen: Oh, whatever. We're playing "Barracuda."
 * Jack: Sure, we could play, "Barracuda."
 * Stephen: We're playing on medium.
 * Jack: Sure, we'll, do that. I don't care.
 * Stephen: (in Dr. Evil voice): I don't care. I don't care. (Normal voice) I don't c... I don't care. We're playing on, we're playing on medium.
 * Jack: Okay, we're playing on medium. ("Barracuda" by Heart plays, Stephen and Jack are ready to play the song with their Guitar Hero controllers on Nintendo Wii.)
 * Stephen: You ssssuck.
 * Jack: Dude, I'm beating you.
 * Stephen: SHUT UP!! WE'RE LIKE 5 SECONDS INTO THE FRICKIN' SONG!
 * Jack: You just said that you're beating me.
 * Stephen: I said "You suck." (Jack's face smiles to the camera) God. (Jack looks away from the camera)
 * Jack: How could you miss that?
 * Stephen: SHUT UP!! You're so freakin' fool...no. You're so freakin' foolish it's not even funny. You think you're some sort of comic clown.
 * Jack: (laughs)
 * Stephen: (ASMR voice) Shut up. (Raising his voice again) Stop looking at me, you freakin' loser!
 * Jack: I'm not even looking at you. (After 4 seconds of nothing, he breaks the silence) Hey, Stephen.
 * Stephen: What?
 * Jack: I'm beating you.
 * Stephen: SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE A FREAKIN' TROLL!! (After 9 seconds of nothing but music playing in the game, Jack breaks the silence again)
 * Jack: Stephen.
 * Stephen: What?!
 * Jack: I'm better than you at this game, understand me?
 * Stephen: SHUT UP!! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!! I don't find you amusing!
 * Jack: Alright, I'm done now. (After another 4 seconds of awkward silence, Jack chimes in again) Stephen.
 * Stephen: (drops guitar and gets more agitated) What?
 * Jack: Look, if you're just gonna drop the guitar on the ground...
 * Stephen: It's my guitar, I payed for it.
 * Jack: We're just not gonna play at all. (turns off the Nintendo Wii)
 * Stephen: WHAT THE HECK?! (pins Jack to the wall) YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! I WAS FREAKIN' BEATING YOU! I WAS FREAKIN' BEATING YOU!! (almost lands a blow on Jack) I was beating you!
 * Jack: (standing still in defense) God, okay.
 * (Stephen shouts and pushes him a few times and Jack tries to get away and almost misses Stephen's push)
 * Stephen: I was beating you! (Jack stepping on Stephen's guitar trying to get away from Stephen)
 * Jack: You...
 * Stephen: Yeah, you broke the whammy bar now. You broke the freakin' whammy bar!
 * Jack: Dude, put the chair down!
 * Stephen: No!!
 * Jack: God! Get over it!
 * Stephen: No! I payed for those with my own freakin' money! (Mel Gibson impression) MY MONEY!!! (Jack grabs the camera and makes a bee line upstairs as Stephen calls for their father) Dad, go look what he broke.