Jack Rides a Mechanical Shark (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Jack Rides a Mechanical Shark" from short, which aired on August 16, 2014.


 * Brandi: (Starts video taping with her brother Jack riding on a mechanical shark, more little bit laughs that he's gonna fall, now Jack falls down) Whoa, oh!
 * Jennifer: (Laughs)
 * Jack: Come here, it's us! God.
 * Branson's Wild World Ride Operator: All right, one more time, just in one time.
 * Brandi: (Laughs)
 * Branson's Wild World Ride Operator: 1, 2, 3! (The mechanical shark ride starts again)
 * Jack: I can never be a cowboy!
 * Brandi: (Laughing again, then, Jack falls off the mechanical shark again and he stops)