Greatest freak out ever 37 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 37" from series, which posted on March 30, 2021.


 * Jack: Okay so, Stephen's girlfriend doesn't thinks Stephen's ready to become a father, so she gave him an egg and told him if he doesn't break it in 2 weeks, then she'll trust him more, uh to raise their child so, let's see what Stephen's up to.
 * (The video cuts to Jack outside at the backyard walking around the facility)
 * Jack: So, the ramblings around the house have been that Stephen is spending alot of time outside with the ducks to figure out how to raise an egg. So, we're gonna see today if the rumors are true or not. (See the ducks are resting) Hey, girls! (Shows the camera the facility) So, I believe Stephen... is in this facility here. I'm gonna try to be quiet and sneak up on him.
 * (The video cuts with Jack standing in front door of the facility)
 * Jack: Okay, here we are.
 * (Jack pulls the door latch lock which is hard to open)
 * Jack: How did he locked the door? (Manage to unlock the door) Okay.
 * (Jack opens the door and go inside the facility where Stephen is sitting wearing a duck head)
 * Jack: Oh my God. (See Stephen sitting on the dirt nest wearing a duck head) What the heck? Stephen. Stephen! STEPHEN!
 * Stephen: What?! I hear you! What?!
 * Jack: Why are you-- why are you wearing that mask?
 * Stephen: Cause it freakin' stinks in here! And I don't have to answer every time you call my name! You're not my dad!
 * Jack: Well, you're really starting to scare everyone.
 * Stephen: Well yeah, everyone wants to treat me like I'm too stupid to raise a kid, and then I have to do to raise an egg! Like I'm a bird I'll buy-- I'll act like one! I'll be-- I'll be a J.A, I'll join everybody!
 * Jack: You'll be a what?
 * Stephen: A J.A! A Jack! You know what! Go away please! Thank you, bye!
 * Jack: Are... you're sit--
 * Stephen: I'm making a point! You know I'm making a point!
 * Jack: Are you sitting on the grass--?
 * Stephen: GO! Back up! Dude!
 * Jack: Wait!
 * Stephen: You know I'm making a point!
 * Jack: What are you doing?
 * Stephen: BACK UP!
 * (Jack runs back outside where he almost hurt the ducks and Stephen throws the egg at him, breaking the egg)
 * Jack: Dude! Wha--
 * Stephen: BACK UP!!
 * (Jack gasps in shock after see the egg that Stephen broke)
 * Jack: Oh my God! You broke your egg!
 * Stephen: Yeah! Because you made me trip over it!
 * (Despite that he hurls the egg at him)
 * Jack: No, oh it hasn't been a day!
 * Stephen: Yeah! You absolutely caused that and I'm glad it's on film it and you're the one that protagonized me, and antagonized me, and patronized me and made me do that!
 * (The ducks quacking off camera)
 * Jack: Well, you know Brianna's gonna find out about this right?
 * Stephen: No, she's actually not! Actually! She's not finding out nothing!
 * Jack: Oh, I'm I'm gonna tell her about it.
 * Stephen: No, I'm gonna tell her. You're not saying nothing too or I'm gonna tell her what happened I'm gonna say it was my fault, I dropped it, I did it, and I'm not starting off a new phase of our relationship with a lot I'm not bringing somebody into this world based of an learn. (Ducks quacking) I think if I go to her, and tell her what happened, she's gonna have more respect to me and I think, I think that's gonna make us stronger.
 * Jack: Wow. That's really mature of you, Stephen.
 * Stephen: Yeah, and that's really sarcastic of you, thank you. Bye. Goodbye! Thank you for helping!
 * Jack: You can't put it back together.
 * Stephen: GO AWAY! Seriously! Quit patronizing me!
 * Jack: Why do you keep using that word?
 * (Stephen does not rely to him and video cuts to Jack in the front door of Quire's house)
 * Jack: Okay so, I've been kind of watching Stephen since he uh, broke his egg waiting to tell his girlfriend about it but um he's just been lurking around, acting suspicious so, let's see what he's up to.
 * (Jack quietly sneaks to the driveway to his car and watches Stephen back up and drives away)
 * (The video cuts to Jack entering his car, closes the door, and puts the key in his car to ready to drive)
 * Jack: Alright. We're gonna find out where Stephen's going.
 * (Jack follows the path where Stephen going and the video cuts to Jack somewhere in local gas station)
 * Jack: Okay so, I found Stephen's car at a local gas station I think he might be up to something. So. Let's see...
 * Worker: Why does he have a duck head on?
 * Jack: I don't, I don't know I, I, he's my brother I've been following him around and-
 * Worker: Why are you taping me?
 * Jack: Um, it's just a social experiment. Like...
 * Worker: Okay.
 * Jack: Yeah, my brother has a has a duck head on and...
 * Worker: Right.
 * Jack: Yeah, I don't know what he's doing.
 * (Jack sees Stephen walking back to his car)
 * Jack: There he is.
 * (Stephen approaches to his car and ready to drive back and the customers laughing off screen)
 * (The video cuts to Jack in his car following Stephen back to Quire's apartment and parks next to Stephen's car where Stephen parked Jack opens the right window and give Stephen attention)
 * Stephen: Can I help you? Yes! I see your little camera! What?
 * Jack: I've been following you, Stephen.
 * Stephen: Wow, that's so surprising that's the story of my life literally! Go away! Go! Go!
 * Jack: Listen I know where you've been.
 * Stephen: I was at the local gas station...
 * Jack: Is that all you got, was gas?
 * Stephen: Yeah! It is!
 * Jack: What about--
 * (Stephen knocks the camera away from his car)
 * Stephen: Back up! Dude, I'm not playing with you! Getting in my personal area! Back up!
 * Jack: You know that Brianna's gonna find out about those eggs, right?
 * (Stephen roughly gets out of his car)
 * Stephen: Dude! Quit messing with my life! Quit messing with my life!
 * Jack: Stephen, you just need to calm down.
 * (Stephen let out a scream and starts chasing Jack as he quickly start running away from him and runs towards the tree line)
 * Jack: Oh my God!
 * Stephen: NO! NOT THIS TIME!!!
 * (The video cuts to Jack somewhere in the tree line or woods hiding from Stephen who is chasing him and sits down behind the tree as he catches his breath)
 * Jack: Okay. I think we lost him. Jesus. I'm genuinely kind of freaked out from that.
 * (Jack holds the tree to get up and slowly peaks and see Stephen is looking for him)
 * Jack: Oh my God, there he is. Oh my Gosh. I think we should be uh we should be safe behind this tree. Um, just don't forget to like and subscribe more, guys.
 * (Jack slowly peaks on the other side and sees Stephen solemnly standing motionless like a horror movie character and Jack quickly runs elsewhere)
 * (The video has been stopped)