Greatest freak out ever 3 (FAKE) Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 3 (FAKE)" from lost, which aired on June 29, 2009.


 * Jack: Okay, it's Stephen's 16th birthday party and... he has a present. He doesn't know it is yet. Are you excited, Stephen?
 * Stephen: Uh, yeah.
 * Jennifer: What do you think it could be?
 * Stephen: Uh, I don't... I don't know we're outside so... a car. Yes!
 * Jennifer: (Laughing)
 * Stephen: Yes.
 * Jennifer: (Laughing)
 * Stephen: Seriously?
 * Jennifer: Well, this is your first car.
 * Woman: Yeah! Yeah! Happy Birthday!
 * Jennifer: It's not like we're gonna get you something that... that we're gonna worry about getting beat up.
 * Stephen: Yeah, but everyone in school is gonna think I'm a fag.
 * Mr. Miyagi: Yeah, but it's much safer than...
 * Stephen: Jack, turn the camera off.
 * Mr. Miyagi: It's, it's much safer than all of these cars that, people are driving out there, it's much safer than all these sport cars.
 * Stephen: Jack. Yeah, but it looks like a re...
 * Jennifer: For your first car, you know that, that way you can get a job.
 * Stephen: Jack, turn the camera off.
 * Jennifer: And save... save up.
 * David: Well, you better start acting like you appreciate it.
 * Jennifer: He can get a job and save up.
 * Jack: Where's he going?
 * Jennifer: I don't know.
 * Mr. Miyagi: Stephen.
 * Woman: What's wrong?
 * Jack: Wow.
 * Woman: What's wrong with him?
 * Jack: Wow, that's like the saddest thing I've ever seen.
 * Woman: It runs.
 * Jennifer: Well, he can get a job and save up for a nice car. Or he can make payments on it. Where you going? Oh, yeah, right!
 * Stephen: Swear.
 * Jennifer: You better not.
 * Jack: Stephen...
 * David: You better not do that, boy.
 * Stephen: I swear.
 * David: No.
 * Woman: What's wrong?
 * David: Son. You better not do it. Stop! (Jack laughs and his family are shocked that Stephen hits the truck with a baseball bat in a suave manner) Stop it!


 * Jack: Ha, ha!
 * David: Stop! Stop it!
 * Jennifer: Jack, turn the camera off!
 * Jack: It's off, I turn it off! I turn it off! It's off. (Laughing)
 * Stephen: Piece of crap! Now everyone's gonna think I'm stupid! They're gonna think I'm freakin' poor!
 * David: Get off of it.
 * Stephen: They're gonna think I'm... (Stephen tries to rip his shirt off but fails miserably) poor!
 * Jack: Oh, ho my...
 * Stephen: They're think I'm... Freakin' poor!
 * David: Stop!
 * Stephen: NO!!!
 * Jack: (Laughing)
 * Stephen: Turn... SHUT UP!
 * Woman: Oh, my god!
 * Jennifer: Stop it!
 * Woman: What's wrong with you?
 * Jennifer: Oh, my god.
 * Woman: Stephen!
 * Jennifer: Oh, my god.
 * Stephen: They're think I'm... what, It was already that...
 * Jennifer: Jack, turn that... are you still filming that... Shut it off!
 * Jack: It's off, it's off, it's off!
 * Stephen: Shut up!
 * Jennifer: Turn it off.
 * Jack: It's off.
 * Stephen: HE'S LYING!
 * Woman: Oh, my god.
 * Jennifer: Shut...
 * Stephen: This is what it looked like before. Doesn't look any freakin' different.
 * Jennifer: All right, give me the camera.
 * Stephen: He has it.
 * Jack: Shut u...
 * (The video has been stopped)