Greatest freak out ever 39 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the greatest freak out ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 39"' from series, which posted on August 29, 2021.


 * Jack: Okay so, I have McJuggerNuggets over to have dinner and Stephen is not happy.
 * (Jack walks to the dining room where Stephen, his family, Brianna, Jesse, and his girlfriend, Ashley, were having KFC on the table)
 * Jesse: No we didn't know we kinda, lowkey kinda skipped through taxes.
 * Brianna: Really?
 * Ashley: We did.
 * Brianna: Oh.
 * Jennifer: You were about 66?
 * Jesse: Yeah, yeah.
 * Jennifer: Okay I gotten out of trip.
 * Jesse: Have you?
 * Jennifer: Yeah, it's really fun.
 * Jesse: Thanks. Yeah. It's no- It's nice to finally see get to talk to you because I don't see you at all in our videos and stuff so, it's like.
 * Jennifer: Mm hm. We're so glad you guys stopped by.
 * Brianna: Yeah, me too. It's nice to see you guys here. I love it.
 * Ashley: Yeah. Thank you for preparing food.
 * Brianna: Yeah. Of course.
 * David: You guys are really nice people.
 * Jennifer: Well, Stephen is...
 * Jesse: Thanks. I mean, it feels like home, honestly, because like we're, I'm from South Jersey so everybody's like really you know chill and you know... like city. We're not city folk, you know.
 * Jennifer: You look out for your country, too, right?
 * Jesse: Yeah.
 * Stephen: Well, you're sound humble. So humble.
 * David: (confused) What?
 * Stephen: No, I'm just commenting how hum... how humble he is, and what the nice guy he is because he's... it's a kiss butt.
 * Jennifer: See how pleasant it is?
 * David: He's a nice guy.
 * Stephen: He's a nice- He's a- Yeah! He's a very nice guy but all...
 * Jennifer: You can ask him anything. Ask him anything.
 * Stephen: I- I can ask him anything. You don't want me to ask anything! You don't want me to ask- How do you sleep at night? How about that?
 * Jesse: Ask me, Stephen. Ask me. I'm right here. I sleep just fine.
 * Stephen: Okay, just making sure. That's sounds a lie. That's sounds a lie sleep just fine.
 * Jennifer: There's no reason to be rude.
 * David: No.
 * Stephen: That's...
 * Jennifer: We've had a great two days. This has been amazing, so much fun.
 * Stephen: Oh, I know! I know! It is... It is been awesome!
 * Jennifer: It is!
 * Stephen: Thank you. Wow, good sections.
 * David: See? You're jealous.
 * Jesse: I don't know if you can...
 * Stephen: Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.
 * David: See it, boy?
 * Stephen: Mm hm. Yeah. Well, I don't- Hey, there's your adopt him. I've adopt him.
 * David: I would. I would!
 * Stephen: I adopt him! I adopt with Mcnuggets! You know, make them one of your own. I don't care.
 * Jesse: You're probably going to be heading out soon.
 * Ashley: Yeah.
 * Jennifer: There's no reason.
 * Brianna: You don't have to be like that.
 * Stephen: Bri, Bri, Bri, Bri, what? So they're, they're all kissing his butt so you have to to.
 * Jennifer: No, we're not.
 * Jesse: We're not kissing- no, it's my first time...
 * Brianna: I just, I just...
 * Jennifer: It's very nice. This is, it's very nice...
 * Stephen: Oh my God. This is has been a butt kissing fast.
 * Jesse: This is... I mean...
 * Stephen: Stephen, you're a bad guy. Stephen, you're such a bad guy, Stephen! Yeah! No, no, no! I'm... I'm a terror, and he is terrific! I know, I know how--
 * David: Keep your voice down! Keep your voice down.
 * Stephen: Oh, yeah. Mm hm.
 * David: You know, there's no point of that.
 * Brianna: Yeah, we're just trying to have...
 * Jesse: Yeah, can I eat?
 * Stephen: I don't know! You haven't touched your food my parents made for you, can you eat?
 * Jesse: We're in conversation. I'm trying to learn about things.
 * Stephen: Mm hm. Yeah.
 * David: There's no reason to act that way.
 * Stephen: There's no reason to act that way. He's done nothing to me he hasn't made an entire mockery in my life, hey, hey if maybe if I, I'll find, I'll find another guy that's just just like you who mocks your life, and having for dinner.
 * Jesse: You can put it out there... you put it out there in the world, you put it out there in the world...
 * Stephen: (raise his voices) He'll be my step back! He be my step back! Jo! Step that! Jo!
 * Ashley: Stephen! I think he's sleeping.
 * Jesse: Stephen, Stephen, you put it out there in the world, I was just making videos, anyone can makes videos about anything, like you, like Dave here, like, it's like Psycho Dad in a way, you know, like...
 * Stephen: Dude, (raises his voices again) We are REAL family! We are real family!
 * Brianna: Stephen!
 * Stephen: You, you live in a made-up world! You live in a made-up world where you make fun of me!
 * (Jennifer touches Stephen that Rogan is sleeping and Stephen moves annoyingly about being touched)
 * Ashley: He's sleeping, he's sleeping.
 * Jesse: Okay, but I'm entitled to make whatever kind of content I want to make. So you're freaking out is not really helping.
 * David: You need to settle down.
 * Stephen: Bri, can you get him out of here?
 * Brianna: Are you serious?
 * Stephen: I'm being dead serious. Can you get him out of here?
 * David: (confused) What? Why? What?
 * Brianna: Oh my God, you're being ridiculous...
 * (Brianna walks out while carrying Rogan with her out the dining room)
 * Stephen: Let me tell you something...
 * Jennifer: There's no reason to raise your voice. Just calm down. Shh!
 * Stephen: I, I... Okay, okay, this is what you do, you know when someone, when someone's angry, going, "Shh!" or "Calm down", it's, oh, that's gonna help! That's going to help!
 * Jennifer: There's no reason for it. There's no reason for it.
 * David: I apologize for you.
 * Jennifer: Yeah.
 * Stephen: (raises his voice) I DON'T apologize to anything! It's not- You can't apologize for somebody!
 * Jennifer: There's...
 * Stephen: You CAN'T apologize for somebody!
 * David: You need to settle down, man!
 * Jennifer: Yeah. I'm outta here.
 * Stephen: Yeah! I don't care!
 * (Stephen knocks the chair where Jennifer's sitting)
 * David: Whoa! Whoa!
 * Stephen: Voom! Voom! Voom! Voom!
 * Jesse: Stephen, will you just calm down?
 * (Stephen grabs a food what appears to be a chicken or something and throws at Jesse)
 * Jesse: Stephen! Stephen! Stephen! Relax!
 * David: Don't throw...
 * Stephen: What?!
 * (David grabs and restrains Stephen to stop a freak out as Stephen starts to struggle)
 * Stephen: GET OFF OF MEEEEEE!!!!!!!
 * Ashley: (scared) Jess!
 * Jesse: What is happening right now?!
 * Stephen: GET OFF OF MEEEE!!!
 * (Stephen manages to break free and David fails to stop a freak out and walks away in annoyance that he failed to stop Stephen)
 * Stephen: BACK UP!
 * David: Knock it out, boy!
 * Stephen: BACK UP!!
 * Jesse: I come all this way to meet you, and this is how you're gonna behave?!
 * Stephen: I'm being in a corner all day and now you're literally at a corner, how about that?!
 * Jesse: It's your problem!
 * Stephen: How about that?!
 * Jesse: Stephen!
 * (Stephen starts rolling on the table like a pig, or some animal and starts screaming very loud while Jesse gasps and Ashley screams in fear and Jack watches and gasps in astonishment)
 * Jack: (gasps) Oh my God!
 * (Stephen let out a loud high pitched shrieking and Jesse and Ashley gasps in fearful)
 * Stephen: (Shrieking) WRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Jack: (Gasping)
 * Stephen: YOU WANNA SEE A FREAK OUT?! YOU WANNA SEE A FREAK OUT?! HUH!? AHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHH!!!!
 * (Stephen continues to shaking on the table while shrieking, Ashley screams even further and Jennifer is heard in surprised, and Jesse continues gasps, and Jack gasps and watches in astonishment)
 * Jack: Oh my God!
 * (Stephen stops shaking on the table and gets off)
 * Stephen: YOU WANNA SEE IT!? YOU WANT TO SEE IT UGLY?!
 * (Stephen flips the table to the left side)
 * Stephen: You see it ugly!
 * Jennifer or Brianna: Oh my God...!
 * Stephen: (Panting) You get what you put out, man, and this is you put out ugly you got it back, brother. I thought you were a brother!
 * Jesse: (Terrified) I don't even know what to say to you right now. You scared the s**t out of me and my girlfriend and this is a little- what are you doing? Stephen!
 * (Stephen let out a long loud screech like a wild animal scaring Jesse and Ashley as they both back away as he screamed)
 * Stephen: REEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I CALLED HIM BROTHER!!!
 * Jesse: Ash, Ash, I need a purse. I need a purse. (notices Jack's camera) Are you f-filming this sh*t? We're gonna go. We're gonna go. Seriously, I don't know what the h*** is wrong with him.
 * Jennifer: I am so sorry.
 * Brianna: I don't even know what to say. I. I don't know.
 * Jack: (Whispering) Oh my God...
 * Jesse: (annoyed) Jack. Bro. Bro, I'm pissed.
 * Jack: Dude, I'm-
 * Jesse: You told me he's gonna be calm. You said we're gonna swift stuff out. (raises his voice) I LITERALLY come all the way out here, just so to meet an idol that inspired all work, and for him to actually freak out at me I'm GENUINELY pissed the freak off, bro! You told me it's gonna be cool!
 * Jack: Dude, I didn't want to happen like this!
 * Jesse: WHAT IS THAT!?
 * Jack: I didn't know- I didn't know this was gonna happened!
 * Jesse: WHAT IS THAT?! HE JUST FREAKIN' RUINED THE WHOLE MEAL! I HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR PARENTS, TRYING TO GET TO KNOW YOU GUYS! I'm going back to Jersey now! We went to Jersey feel like a freakin' loser because I just apparently insulted the whole kid's life!
 * Jack: Dude, I'm sorry!
 * Jesse: And I'm not gonna get to have that moment with my hero! So yeah! I'm coming!
 * Ashley: (off screen) Jess, come on! We have to go!
 * Jack: I'm sorry! I didn't want-
 * Jesse: You're homie, bro!
 * Jack: I didn't want this to happen!
 * Jesse: You're freakin' homie!
 * (Jack gasps after what Jesse just called him)
 * Jesse: Jesus Christ!
 * Jack: Oh my God!
 * (Jack follow Jesse through the halls and to the front door in surprised and confusion)
 * Jesse: Go! Open!
 * (Jack opens the main door and front door to the driveway)
 * Jesse: Damn it!
 * Jack: Dude, we can patch this up, it doesn't have to be this way!
 * Jesse: (enraged) NO!
 * Jack: Seriously, dude! I didn't know he was gonna do this!
 * Jesse: YEAH, YOU DID KNOW! (whirls around to face Jack) YOU KNEW IT THE WHOLE FREAKIN' TIME!
 * (Jesse starts charging at Jack)
 * Jack: Dude-
 * Jesse: You knew it the whole time!
 * Jack: Calm down, man! Calm down, bro!
 * Ashley: Jess!
 * (Jesse starts chasing Jack)
 * Jack: Calm DOWN, bro!
 * Jesse: You knew he was gonna do this!
 * Jack: Dude, calm dow-
 * (The video has been stopped)