The Milk Challenge (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest freak out ever episode "The Milk Challenge" from special, which aired on February 26, 2021.


 * Jack: Okay so, Stephen move back home with our parents and he refused to get a job because he's afraid of COVID so, I'm gonna see if I can bid him with money.
 * (Jack walks to Stephen's room where Stephen is playing Super Smash Bros. Melee on GameCube)
 * Stephen: What?
 * Jack: Hey, wanna make quick hundred bucks?
 * Stephen: You wanna get that camera a little further back?
 * Jack: Well, I know you been looking for making money and so, I figure out a offer you a hundred dollars.
 * Stephen: Mmm. For what?
 * Jack: To do a milk challenge.
 * Stephen: Oh, that's sound intense the milk, what do what do I drink milk?
 * Jack: Yep, you just have to drink... you just have to drink milk.
 * Stephen: Okay.
 * Jack: That's all you do you just drink a gallon of milk.
 * Stephen: I can do that?
 * (The video cuts to Stephen outside on a front yard)
 * Jack: Alright, so Stephen is out here on a conker the one gallon of milk challenge in 60 minutes it is 6 minutes passed 4 o'clock P.M. here in eastern time in Indiana. Stephen have his favorite cereal, do you want, do you want to tell them about your favorite cereal?
 * Stephen: Panda Puffs. Every time you choose in Enviro Kids, we donate one percent of sales to environmental education, projects that support vulnerable animals like the panda. That really adds up with your help and they're are also delicious that's what I chose.
 * Jack: But yeah, he had to just drink the gallon of milk, he chose to had Panda Puffs alongside because he doesn't like milk plain.
 * Stephen: Yeah, I think milk by itself is gross, I like cereal milk so that's what I'm gonna do. Is that against the rules? Am I going to be disqualified for that?
 * Jack: No it's kind of like a bonus you created your own challenge.
 * Stephen: There you go win-win.
 * (Stephen opens the Panda Puffs and pours some into the bowl and then pours milk into the bowl as well)
 * Jack: You have to use all the cereal.
 * (Stephen pours the rest of the Panda Puffs in the bowl he then pours more milk in)
 * (The box falls over, Jack was about to snicker)
 * Jack: Your box of cereal fell.
 * (Stephen eats a scoop of cereal and milk)
 * Jack: You don't have to eat the cereal you just drink the milk.
 * Stephen: This is going to be the easiest hundred dollars I ever got.
 * (Stephen eats more, video cuts with Panda Puffs Box back on table)
 * Jack: Stephen does not have a sponsorship with Panda Puffs, he really enjoys them.
 * Stephen: I'm doing this for a better future for my club. Yeah, I'm definitely getting that hundred dollars off you. This is nothing
 * Jack: You're seven minutes in.
 * (Video cuts again)
 * Stephen: Is it illegal to have a straw?
 * Jack: Um, not you I can get you a straw. If you want you want a straw?
 * (Jack hands Stephen a straw)
 * Jack: We've just officially reached the ten minute mark. You have fifty minutes left.
 * Stephen: Thank you father time.
 * Jack: Fifty minutes.
 * (Sped up montage of Stephen getting up and moving around, he then sits back down after the montage)
 * Jack: He's rushing through the challenge, fifteen minutes in. That's twenty-five percent of the way through.
 * (Stephen drinks the milk, another sped up montage)
 * (Stephen drinks the milk by bowl)
 * Jack: Oh, he's going for a chug.
 * Stephen: This one is for the Pandas, man.
 * (Stephen gets up and barfs)
 * Stephen: OH MY STOMACH!
 * (Stephen collapse to the ground, he is heard screaming)
 * (Jack picks up the camera and moves towards Stephen, then moves the camera towards Stephen's Girlfriend and zooms in on her)
 * (Jack moves the camera back at Stephen who is still barfing out the milk, Stephen screams, walks away from Jack, and barf even more milk out, Stephen moves even further away)
 * (Camera cuts to Jack's room)
 * Jack: And as always guys don't forget to like and subscribe for more.