Greatest freak out ever 6 (FAKE 1) Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 6 (FAKE 1)" from lost, which posted on July 31, 2009.


 * Jack: Okay, Stephen is in his room because he got grounded for, breaking the microwave. So... I found out, I found a way that mess with him in his room, so I'm gonna tie this rope, to his door, and then, I'm gonna tie it to... the banister right there so he can't get out of his room and I'm gonna wake him up. (Opening the door, sets the camera down at the dresser, then goes away and closes the door. In 16 seconds later... he's knocking the door) Wake up, Stephen!
 * Stephen: Oh, my god. Dude. You have mental problems. You have mental problems. Oh, my god your freakin' mental problems. Okay. Let go of my door handle. Let go of my door handle. 1... 2... 3. LET GO OF MY DOOR HANDLE! LET... GO!! (Turning the lights on with his foot) Let go. 1, 2, 3! LET GO!!! Yeah, you're probably fingering your butt right now, you little fag! Jack! I will freakin' break the door you freakin' hippy! OPEN IT, YOU FREAKIN' INBRED HIPPY, OPEN IT. Wow! I swear! If I ever get outta here, I will freakin' castrate you! Wow. I don't even care. It's freakin' summer break, why don't you get a life? Yeah, why don't you go hang out with friends or sleep like I am. (Pulls the door handle and the door opens, Stephen falls off the floor) Wow! Someone has no life. Yes, someone has no life.
 * Jack: (Laughing while running to Stephen's room to get the camera from the dresser) Oh, god, dude, that's great.