Greatest freak out ever 20 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 20" from series, which posted on December 31, 2011.


 * Jack: Okay, I'm at the Bahamas on Bahamas Water Tours. And Stephen's been acting up all day, so I'm gonna try and get him to do something on camera.
 * Captain #1: The blue ones, uh, those are pirate fish.
 * Jennifer: Man, it's like that big. Look at it.
 * Captain #1: Yeah, it's really big too.
 * Stephen: Let's catch 'em.
 * Lady #1: Oh, yeah.
 * Captain #1: Oh, you can't catch 'em.
 * Stephen: Why?
 * Captain #2: We're at Bahamas. Only the Bahamas.
 * Captain #1: It's protected, it's a protected area.
 * Stephen: What does it matter?
 * Captain #1: Just...
 * Jennifer: We just look at them.
 * Captain #1: Yeah, just look at them.
 * Jennifer: Look at the coral.
 * Captain #1: Is that what?
 * Stephen: I don't wanna just look at stuff, I wanna catch it.
 * Lady: Well, that's great. I mean, you told me what.
 * Captain #2: Well, well, well... why don't you go in yourself. You're in the Bahamas you know.
 * Captain #1: (Cross talk)
 * Captain #2: Yeah, face time and be careful, it'll bite his hands off.
 * Captain #1: Just looking at them. Yeah, you feed them.
 * Stephen: I want to catch 'em, I don't care about feeding them.
 * Captain #1: Relax.
 * Jennifer: Stephen, just sit down.
 * Stephen: No.
 * Jennifer: Here.
 * Stephen: Stop telling me to relax.
 * Jennifer: Just sit down.
 * Stephen: I don't want to sit down.
 * Captain #1: Hey, this is Bahamas, what do you want, you want... not little just a dive, little boy. You just relax.
 * Jennifer: Stop, it's not a fishing... it's not a fishing boat
 * Stephen: I don't care. (Cross talk) If we paid to get on the boat, I should go fishing if I want.
 * Lady: That's awesome.
 * Captain #2: You want to look at the fishes or you wanna swim with the fishes?
 * Stephen: I don't, I want to fish them. I don't wanna swim and I don't want to look at them.
 * Captain #1: Okay, but, well...
 * Captain #2: You like, you, you want to know waves. Just have a minute.
 * Captain #1: Have a seat.
 * Stephen: STOP TOUCHING ME!!!
 * David: Hey, chill out, boy!
 * Jennifer: Show the, show the graphic.
 * David: Chill out.
 * Jennifer: Have a sip.
 * Stephen: STOP... touching me!!!
 * Captain #1: Get on it, boy.
 * Stephen: He's had his hand on me for the last 2 minutes.
 * Jennifer: Just go. Go up there with dad and sit down.
 * Stephen: No, I don't want to sit down!
 * David: Hey.
 * Jennifer: Go, up there.
 * David: Hey, hey, hey.
 * Jennifer: Sit down.
 * David: Chill out.
 * Jennifer: Now.
 * Jack: (Laughing)
 * David: We can't fish. We can't catch a fish.
 * Stephen: But, why?
 * Captain #2: Well, if you want to snorkel then leave.
 * Stephen: I don't want to snorkel, I don't want to go in a water for fish. I don't want water.
 * Jennifer: He's never have to eat. Here we go.
 * Stephen: No, I don't want it. Get out of my face.
 * Lady: Is that your son?
 * Jennifer: Yeah.
 * Stephen: I don't, want it.
 * Lady: I'm sorry.
 * (4 guys are laughing along with Jack)
 * Captain #2: I mean...
 * Lady: We are feeling your pain!
 * Jennifer: It's been an eventful day!
 * Captain #1: Turn it up for like we're watching this turn about.
 * Stephen: No. Turn that music off! That's the worst!
 * David: I love the music.
 * Captain #2: I don't think we've got a problem with the more people with the music.
 * Stephen: I don't want to listen to stupid reggae, put on some rap.
 * Captain #1: Please stop.
 * Jennifer: Stephen he's trying to explain stuff.
 * Captain #1: Behave yourself.
 * Guy: Yeah.
 * Captain #1: Behave yourself.
 * Stephen: No! I don't want to behave myself.
 * Captain #2: Then leave.
 * Captain #1: But listen, there are other folks on our boat.
 * Captain #2: There's no police on here. There's no police on here.
 * Stephen: Why is he telling me there's no police? That's sounds threatening, don't you think?
 * Jennifer: Because it's his boat and you have to follow his rules.
 * Stephen: He's like "There's no police, there's no police" like's he's gonna like his boat.
 * David: He's the captain, you gotta listen to him.
 * Stephen: (Mocking): Oh, he's the captain on his 20 foot boat.
 * Captain #1: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
 * Stephen: Who's there?
 * Captain #1: Hey, hey. Take your time or leave the boat.
 * Stephen: Leave the boat, what?
 * Captain #1: It's not very...
 * Stephen: Leave the boat, like, how am I gonna leave the boat it's like a walking...
 * Jennifer: (shocked that her son Stephen gets pushed into the ocean by the captain) OH!
 * Other Vacationers: Oh!!!
 * David: Whoa, whoa, he can't swim!
 * Jack: (laughs so hard)
 * Jennifer: Get Stephen, David!
 * Captain #2: HEY, MAN!
 * David: Damn, he can't swim, man!
 * Jennifer: Get him out!
 * Captain #2: CAN YOU JUMP? (David splashes to save his son Stephen from the ocean)
 * Jack: (continues to laugh out loud)
 * Lady: Oh, my... Help him.
 * Jennifer: Stephen, come here.
 * Jack: (keeps laughing hard)
 * Stephen: THAT BASTARD PUSHED ME!!!
 * Jennifer: Come on! Come on!
 * Jack: OH, HO, MY GOD! (laughing out loud again)
 * David: Hey, hey, it's cold, man!
 * Stephen: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THAT BOAT.
 * Jennifer: Get it! Come up!
 * Jack: Ah, ha, ha!
 * Captain #1: Get that rope!
 * Jennifer: We're gonna fish!
 * Captain #2: Oh, my throat.
 * Jack: Oh, ho, my god!