Greatest freak out ever 30 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 30" from series, which posted on August 3, 2014.


 * Jack: Okay, my niece has been complaining about her tooth all day and Stephen's starting to get really angry at her.
 * Stephen: No, she's not gonna stop. I don't care. No. You're really not helping right now, actually.
 * The Lady: There's nothing. She's broke my...
 * Paige: Gaaaaaaah!
 * Stephen: Yeah, she obviously does it.
 * Paige: AAAAAAAH!!!
 * Stephen: Stop screaming me!
 * Paige: SHUT UP!!!
 * Brandi: Leave her alone!
 * Stephen: No! I'm not gonna shut up, you've been screaming for an hour! Everyone is sick of it!
 * Jennifer: She's just got a loose tooth. Leave her alone.
 * Paige: Shut up!
 * Stephen: Yeah, I know, exactly, she just got a loose tooth.
 * David: Chill out.
 * Paige: Be quiet! I hate you!
 * Stephen: Shut up! Oh, my god!
 * Paige: NO!
 * Stephen: She's just screaming like a crazy person.
 * Brandi: No, she's 10, Stephen.
 * Stephen: Let me see it. Just...
 * Paige: No.
 * David: Come on, now.
 * Stephen: I'm just gonna look.
 * David: Our neighbor is going to think we're nuts.
 * (Stephen puts his hand in Paige's mouth, pulls her tooth very hard and Paige screams and cries)
 * David: Oh! Oh!
 * Jack: Ha, ha, ha, ha, HA, HA!
 * (Sees Brandi jumps into the pool)
 * Paige: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
 * Jack: Oh, my god!
 * Jennifer: Stephen! Oh, my god!
 * Stephen: (Being touched by his older sister) GET OFF OF ME!!!
 * Brandi: I can't believe you did that!
 * Jack: Oh, my god. He just ripped her tooth off.
 * Brandi: Why did you do that?! Come here!
 * David: Get off of him. No! Get off of him.
 * Brandi: Come here!
 * David: He can't swim. He can't...
 * Jack: (Little laugh)
 * Brandi: Come here...
 * David: He can't...
 * Stephen: (tries to get out the pool, but gets terrorized by his older sister again) GET OFF.
 * David: Brandi!
 * Jack: (Laughing)
 * Stephen: OW!
 * David: Hey!
 * Stephen: STOP!
 * David: Hey!
 * Stephen: THERE'S CHLORINE IN MY EYES!
 * Brandi: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PULLED HER TOOTH OUT, STEPHEN! Oh, I cannot believe you did that!
 * Stephen: I'm just sick of this freakin' family!
 * Jack: Stephen, where are you going?
 * Stephen: You're a B-word and I just don't like you. So, Screw off!
 * Jack: Where you going? (Stephen closes the door) Stephen, what are you doing?
 * Brandi: I can't believe him.
 * Jack: Stephen. Come out of there. (Stephen bangs his head on the window) What are you do... Are you hitting your head against the glass?!
 * Stephen: SCREW OFF!!!
 * Jack: Oh, my god! (Stephen punches the window) Holy crap.