Wafflepwn sells heroine!!! (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Wafflepwn sells heroine!!!" from lost, which posted on October 24, 2011.


 * Stephen: I'm selling you heroine. I-I want you to buy my heroine.
 * Boy #1: What's your name?
 * Boy #2: Wait, what's your name?
 * Stephen: Stephen Quire.
 * Boy #2: Well, Dog, Stephen Quire.
 * Stephen: Yeah.
 * Boy #2: That famous?
 * Stephen: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
 * Boy #2: Oh, no! (Acting like a monkey)
 * Stephen: Remote? and I sell heroine.
 * Boy #2: Are you sell your heroine?
 * Stephen: Yeah.
 * Boy #2: Oh. I wanna buy some heroine for you.
 * Boy #1: I want some heroine for you.
 * Boy #2: Oh, look.
 * Boy #1: Can you slam the heroine back?
 * Boy #2: Yeah.
 * Stephen: It's really, good heroine.
 * Boy #2: Can you rub it on your nuggets before you give it to me?
 * Stephen: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
 * Boy #2: Oh!
 * Boy #1: Yes.
 * Boy #2: Yeah, Stephen boss.
 * Stephen: Like my Chicken McNuggets or I like special list.
 * Boy #1: Oh, my god.
 * Boy #2: Stephen Quire, apologies, oh yes. I wanna mess sweat.
 * Stephen: Oh, yeah.
 * Boy #2: Come on, oh, yeah, oh yeah.
 * Stephen: Really, really good heroine.
 * Boy #2: Yummy.
 * Boy #1: Heroine.
 * Stephen: Like, heroine, asking like... not like, some sort of weird like turn that could use now days I mean heroine when I was in a drug.
 * Boy #2: Mmm.
 * Stephen: I do heroine.
 * Boy #1: (Laughing)
 * Boy #2: He has heroine, guys. You heard that?
 * Stephen: Crap cocaine.
 * Boy #2: Crap cocaine! Oh, yeah!
 * Stephen: I will go kill a baby!
 * Boy #2: You going? Hey, you do dat.