Greatest freak out ever 10 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 10" from series, which posted on June 19, 2010.


 * Jack: Okay, someone in Stephen's MMA class told him he's not flexible enough so he started taking gymnastics. This is the second day, and the first day was pretty interesting so, let's see what goes on. (Jack leaves the classroom and goes out into the gym where Stephen is training with the gymnastics teacher)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Leave your arms pressed together...
 * Stephen: No! Don't touch me!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Stephen, Stephen, I'm just trying to help.
 * Stephen: No, you trying to touch me.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Alright, alright. But listen to me, arms up, come on, now, straight down the middle. Come on, more, more, more. (She puts her hand on Stephen's foot to help him) Be sure to point your feet. (Stephen recoils instinctively)
 * Stephen: Stop... touching... me!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Okay hon. Okay.
 * Stephen: Okay?
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Sit the paddle.
 * Stephen: Okay, you said okay, it's not. (sits back in the paddle)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Okay. Arms by your ears, sweet, point your feet. Point, point, now, all I'm gonna do is press you down a little bit. (Presses his back) Here we go. Press down. Down...
 * Stephen: (recoiling yet again) Enough of that, enough!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Stephen, okay.
 * Stephen: No, enough!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Listen, we're gonna go over here and use the wall. Come on over.
 * Stephen: Make him go away. (pointing to Jack)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Hon.
 * Jack: What?
 * Gymnastics Teacher: You can't be in here.
 * Jack: It's...
 * Gymnastics Teacher: I'm sorry.
 * Jack: It's, it's fine, I'm just watching.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Go in the viewing area, you can go over to viewing area and watch but we really, really can't have you out here on the court.
 * Jack: It's, it's alright.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Okay, leave out the distractions.
 * Jack: Alright.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Okay, thank you.
 * Stephen: I hate distractions.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Come on, over here. 'Kay, this is really going to help you with your... is it wrestling you're into?
 * Stephen: Yeah.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: This will help you. Okay, back up against the wall. (Stephen does so) Okay, all you're gonna do is, put your palms flat on the floor, out a little bit. Here you go. I'm not gonna touch you.
 * Stephen: Yeah, I know you're not. (Stephen bends down and puts his hands flat on the floor)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Now, spider up the wall. Walk...
 * Stephen: Spider up the wall, that sounds so queer, that's not even funny. What are you talking about?
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Palms flat, all I want you to do is walk your feet up the wall. (Stephen does so) There you go. Come on, push. Push hard, push. There ya go, push. Push harder. (Jack laughs softly to himself behind the camera while the gymnastics teacher looks like she got a laugh too)
 * Stephen: Stop laughing!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Um, you're really doing good! There you go.
 * Stephen: Yeah, I know.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: There you go. Just get straight, excellent, now, start walking your hands into the wall. (Stephen does so) Push hard, push, push, push, up taller. (Stephen starts losing his balance)Taller, taller, taller, come on, Stephen, oh. (Stephen falls back onto the floor) Stephen, that was good!
 * Stephen: No, it's gay!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Stephen, it was really good.
 * Stephen: No, this is the gayest thing I've ever done.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Okay, look, you're gonna really enjoy this. (they both look over at Jack and Stephen looks annoyed while the gymnastics teacher talks to Jack) Hon, really and truly, I'm really, really, sorry, but you really need to be in the viewing room.
 * Jack: Alright, alright.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Okay.
 * Jack: Just...
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Alright.
 * Jack: Just gonna take a couple of minutes.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Okay, thank you.
 * Jack: Alright. Yeah.
 * Stephen: He's probably video taping us for like, perverted reasons or something. Oh, my god you're so...
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Okay, come on over here. Okay, this is really going, this is a back handspring spotter. Go ahead and sit down. You can do it.
 * Stephen: Yeah, I know I can sit down. I know I can. I have confidence.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: I am not going to touch you.
 * Stephen: Yeah. (sits down on the back handspring spotter)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: That's why I've gone close to the pit, so that I don't have to touch you. Here we go, arms straight out, fit in to it.
 * Stephen: How deep is the pit?
 * Gymnastics Teacher: The pit is full of foam, honey, you're fine. There we go.
 * Stephen: Oh.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: There ya go. You want it, Stephen. Here ya go. To bring your arms down and your gonna push off, and go all the way back, keep your belly pushed up. Here we go, arms straight out, straight out, bring them down, and up, and up, push up, go, push, push, push, good job, Stephen! (He falls back into the foam pit and the back handspring spotter lands on him)
 * Stephen: OW! Freakin' thing landed on me!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Ohhh!
 * Jack: (Laughing)
 * Stephen: OW!!!!!!!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: It's okay.
 * Stephen: No, it's not okay, it weighs a ton! (He pushes it away)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: It's alright.
 * Stephen: NO!!!! (It rolls back)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Okay, come out and we'll try...
 * Stephen: (Picking it up) Get it off of me!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Stephen. Come on.
 * Stephen: NO!!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Honey. Shh.
 * Stephen: It's impossible with this thing on me.
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Listen, you got...
 * Stephen: And make that fag go away! (pointing to Jack)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Please, okay. Please.
 * Jack: (Laughing)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: You have got to...
 * Stephen: Saying please...
 * Gymnastics Teacher: You have got be quiet, there's another class going on. Come on.
 * Stephen: I don't care!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Come on out.
 * Stephen: NO!!!! (tries to get out of the foam pit)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Stephen, come on out.
 * Stephen: I'M TRYING, what, do you think I like being in here?
 * Gymnastics Teacher: No. Now listen, the more you fight it, the deeper you're going to get into it. You can't fight it.
 * Stephen: NO!!!!!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: You can't fight it, just...
 * Stephen: Make him go away!! (pointing to Jack again like a child)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Please, please, please, please, please. Stephen. You need to tone it down.
 * Stephen: NO!!!!!!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Stephen.
 * Stephen: NO!!!!!!!!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Stephen.
 * Stephen: NO!!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Stephen. Where's Stephen's parents? Guys. Guys, I can't do this.
 * Stephen: Shut up!
 * Gymnastics Teacher: I can't do this.
 * Stephen: I CAN'T DO THIS. (Stephen finally frees himself from the foam pit and rips off the leotard)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Come on. Come on. Stephen. Oh, Holy... Come on.
 * Stephen: Take your gay leotard and die! (throws it to the floor and runs out of the gym)
 * Gymnastics Teacher: Guys...
 * Jack: (Laughing)