Greatest freak out ever 26 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 26" from series, which posted on December 31, 2012.


 * Jack: Okay, I keep ringing the doorbell and Stephen's trying to watch SpongeBob. It's bothering him and it's pretty freakin' funny. (Shushing)
 * (Doorbell Ringing)
 * Stephen: Oh, my god! That is so obnoxious. Who was doing that? Jesus Christ. (Stephen opens the door, looking outside, goes outside and Jack's locking him out) Let me in!
 * Jack: (Laughing)
 * Stephen: You're not funny.
 * Jack: (Laughing): Oh, my god. There's so much snow outside.
 * Stephen: Let me in. MOM!!
 * Jack: Oh, my god. (Laughing) Where's he going? Oh.
 * SpongeBob on TV: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, we thought it was one of your stories.
 * Mr. Krabs on TV: I'm losing business, because you thought I was telling one of me stories?! Why, this makes me so angry! I could just... just... just... ahhh! (Mr. Krabs' anger gives him a creepy Face Freeze, a freezing noise is heard in the background on TV)
 * (Laughing at where Stephen was walking in the snow)
 * Mr. Krabs on TV: NO, I can't move my face. I've got a Face Freeze too!!
 * Jack: Oh, my god!
 * Squidward on TV: What is the hold up in here?
 * SpongeBob on TV: Wait Squidward, don't get worked up you could get the Face Freeze!
 * Squidward on TV: Face Freeze!
 * Jack: Run!
 * Squidward on TV: Krabs too! ha ha ha!!! (Begins laughing hard) This is so rich!
 * Jack: He looks pretty angry.
 * Squidward on TV: (Begins laughing very hard and he too gets a Face Freeze and a other freezing noise is heard in the background on TV)
 * (Stephen banging his hands on the window)
 * Stephen: Oh, JACK! MOOOOM!!!
 * (He hits the window while the picture falls on the floor)
 * Jack: (Laughing)
 * (He hits the window again, while the dog toy to falls on the floor)
 * Jack: Oh, my god!
 * Stephen: I'm gonna kick your butt! MOOOM!!
 * Jack: All the doors are locked. (the Victorious new episode promo is heard on TV in the background)
 * Stephen: Mom! (the Victorious new episode promo is still heard on TV in the background, Stephen flips his brother Jack off with both of his middle fingers) SCREW YOU!!!
 * Jack: (Laughing)
 * Stephen: Let me in! (the Victorious new episode promo is still heard on TV in the background, the announcer says "Followed by a brand new Marvin Marvin.") Let me in!
 * Jack: Is it cold?
 * Stephen: Put the camera down, let me in.
 * Jack: What? (Stephen's bangs head on the window) I-I can't hear you.
 * Jennifer: What is going on?
 * Jack: Ha, ha, ha.
 * Jennifer: Jack.
 * Jack: Who can't go.
 * Jennifer: Oh. (She lets Stephen in)
 * Jack: He was banging his head on the window.
 * Stephen: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!! (voice crack)
 * Jennifer: Jack.
 * Stephen: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!! (Stephen hits Jack's camera) You're not freakin' funny, seriously you kno-
 * (The video has been stopped)