Greatest freak out ever 11 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 11" from series, which was posted on September 27, 2010.


 * Jack: (Explaining the situation to the audience over the loud and shrill voices of Stephen and their mother, Jennifer, as they are arguing downstairs) Okay, Stephen broke our family's TV set, because my mom wouldn't let him buy "Halo: Reach," and, uh, my mom called the cops on him.
 * Jennifer: I'm not even gonna talk to you anymore! The police officer's gonna be here any minute, and you're gonna sit down, and you're gonna talk to him.
 * Stephen: No! No, I'm not talking to him! I'm not talking to him!
 * Jennifer: I'm done!
 * Stephen: There's no explanation!
 * Jennifer: No, I'm done! You're gonna have to tell him why, and when Dad gets home...
 * Stephen: Oh, yeah.
 * Jennifer: You are, you've had it when he gets home.
 * Stephen: Oh, yeah, I'm real scared. I'm really scared.
 * Jennifer: You should be scared, (a knock on the front door) and there he is!
 * Stephen: Don't let him in!
 * Jennifer: There he is!
 * Stephen: No! Don't let him in our house! (Jennifer opens the door to let the police officer in the house)
 * Jennifer: Hi.
 * Police Officer: Hi.
 * Jennifer: Come on in.
 * Police Officer: You called a police officer here? (He walks inside)
 * Jennifer: Yeah! Yes! He... He broke our $3,000 TV. He broke so many things in this house.
 * Stephen: Yeah.
 * Jennifer: And because dad's not home. He got mad.
 * Police Officer: Calm down.
 * Jennifer: Go. Go!
 * Stephen: No. I'm not arguing. Don't call me boy. I'm not arguing.
 * Jennifer: Stephen, cut it out!
 * Stephen: Why do you think I'm acting like...
 * Jennifer: I don't care! But Jack cares a lot Go, sit down!
 * Stephen: No!
 * Jack: Stephen Sit down and talk to him! (Jack Quire) (Stephen sits on the stairs)
 * Police Officer: Take it easy, just calm down.
 * Stephen: What?
 * Police Officer: Tell me your side of the story. What's going on?
 * Stephen: She wouldn't buy me the game, so I broke the TV. She's unfair, you don't know, go away. You don't even know what's going on.
 * Police Officer: Don't talk to me like that. Listen, this doesn't have to be a big deal. We just need to take care of the problems.
 * Stephen: No, no! It IS a big deal. You don't even know what's going on.
 * Jennifer: He thinks every time when something doesn't work, that he's gotta break it.
 * Stephen: Yeah! (Gets up and walks into the living room)
 * Jennifer: And now...
 * Stephen: That's the only way!
 * Police Officer: Sit down. Now!
 * Stephen: No, no. If I don't break it, everything goes wrong! Like why...
 * Police Officer: Come over here and have a seat.
 * Stephen: No!
 * Police Officer: Talk it over. Stephen, calm down. (walks over to Stephen)
 * Stephen: (hands on his head) No. I'm not calming down! Stop!
 * Police Officer: Come on, let's go over here.
 * Stephen: No!
 * Police Officer: Come on. Take it eas... (reach outs for Stephen)
 * Stephen: No! (swats the officer's hand away) Don't... touch... me!
 * Police Officer: You do not put your hands on a police officer, do you understand?
 * Stephen: I'll put my hands on whoever I want!
 * Police Officer: Come over here and have a seat.
 * Stephen: No!
 * Police Officer: Don't make me do this.
 * Stephen: Make you do what?
 * Police Officer: I'm gonna apprehend you and take you to the station.
 * Stephen: No, I'm not afraid of you!
 * Police Officer: Look this can be a simple solution, or it could be a big deal. What do you want?
 * Stephen: I want you to get out of my face! (walks away from the officer) I want you to get out of my face!
 * Police Officer: Go have a seat. (tries to help Stephen again)
 * Stephen: That's what I want! (pushes the officer away)
 * Police Officer: No. Stephen, get down! Don't make me do this.
 * Stephen: No, no!
 * Police Officer: (has a finger up to signal authority) Last warning. (Stephen swats the officer's hand away again and the officer sprays him with pepper spray)
 * Stephen: AH! AAH!!! OH, MY GOD! NO!! (Coughing)
 * Police Officer: Open...