Greatest freak out ever 3 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 3" from series, which posted on June 29, 2009.


 * Jack: It's Stephen's 16th birthday. And, as a surprise present... you ready, Stephen?
 * Stephen: Yeah.
 * Jack: What do you think it is?
 * Stephen: Uh... I really don't know.
 * Jennifer: Take a guess.
 * Stephen: Uh, a car.
 * Jennifer: Oh. Close.
 * Stephen: What?
 * Jennifer: Close.
 * Stephen: Uh... a truck. (Jennifer chuckles) Yes!
 * All: You surprised!
 * Jack: Surprise!
 * (Stephen looks at his old truck that has graffiti all over it)
 * Stephen: You serious?
 * Jennifer: You like it?
 * Stephen: No.
 * Jennifer: Why? This will be something you can beat up and you don't have to worry about... scratches or anything and you get a job.
 * Stephen: Yeah, but it's a piece of crap.
 * Jennifer: It is. It runs really, really good.
 * Redneck Mr. Miyagi: Save for a new sports car you could buy. Save for a new sports car.
 * Stephen: Yeah, but it looks like a retard driving it.
 * Jennifer: No you won't.
 * Stephen: Oh, my god... you guys like making me look like a freakin' retard in front of all my other friends.
 * David: Aw, quit acting like such a spoiled little brat.
 * Jennifer: Well, for now you can get a, get a job and save for your own car.
 * Jack: Where are you going?
 * Stephen: Going in the house.
 * Jack: Where you going?
 * Jennifer: Where's he going?
 * Stephen: Get away from me!
 * Jack: Aah!
 * Stephen: Oh, my god.
 * Jack: Dude, what are you doing with that?
 * Stephen: Tell Jack to put the camera away.
 * Jennifer: Oh, I put that away. You better put that away.
 * David: I just paid $200 for that truck don't, no, no! Do not touch the truck.
 * Woman: Oh, my god.
 * David: You better not.
 * Stephen: I'm not really...
 * Woman: What are you doing?
 * Stephen: Freaking...
 * David: HEY!
 * Jennifer: Oh, my God...
 * David and the Woman: Stop!
 * David: Stop!
 * Stephen: No! Get away!
 * David: Stop it! Spoiled little fucking bitch!
 * Redneck Mr. Miyagi: Man. This is totally ridiculous!
 * David: Stop!
 * Stephen: No!
 * Stephen: You guys like making me look like a freakin' poor kid in front all of my friends... All the time! (Lady screams. Jack is laughing because Stephen is still hitting the truck with a baseball bat).
 * Woman: Aah!
 * Jennifer: Stephen?
 * Jack: Ha, ha, ha.
 * Stephen: NOOOOO!!
 * Jennifer: Shut it off!
 * Jack: No, no, no, no! (lying) It's off, it's off!
 * (Stephen teleports out of his shirt.)
 * Stephen: Don't care. Don't... (hits the truck with the bat)
 * Jennifer:  (gasps) Wow. (gasps) Stephen, cut it out!
 * Stephen: SHUT UP!
 * Jennifer: Oh, my god. Stephen.
 * Jack:  (laughing) What?
 * Stephen: Thanks to you guys, I'm like the most un-freakin' popular kid at...
 * Jennifer: Give me the camera.
 * Jack: No, no!
 * Jennifer: Give me.
 * Jack: No. (Jennifer confiscates the camera.)
 * Stephen: Put the camera...
 * (the video has been stopped)