Greatest freak out ever 38 (Transcript)

[The recording starts.]

Jack: Okay so, Stephen is trying to prove that he can live without society, so he started his own fairy garden... and he keeps talking about living off the grid, but he's just been like hanging out in my parents front yard. [Jack chuckles softly], Ooh..

[Jack walks around the garden, and finds meat in a cutting board.]

Jack: Ew, what is that? It's disgusting.

[Jack keeps wandering around the garden.]

Jack: But yeah, he's- he's made up like all kinds of stories for the dinosaurs that lived in here and, I know he has like a mushroom gnome village... and there's fairies here...

[Camera focuses to random fruits and vegetables buried on the ground.]

Jack: Is he growing vegetables? [Jack laughs.] Oh my god.

Stephen: WAUAWAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Jack: Dude who-

Stephen: GET OUT OF MY STUFF!!!

Jack: Where are you coming from?! Where were you?

Stephen: What are you doing? You're trotting through my vegs. AND I'M TIRED OF YOUR FREAKING DUCKS TROTTING THROUGH MY VEGS TOO! ENOUGH!!!

Jack: Dude I- you literally just bought this stuff from the store and then buried it to the ground.

Stephen: NO I LITERALLY DID NOT! Believe it or not, vegs grows up from the ground! You get it from the store but that's where it comes from. I know that you don't know that because you rely on.. freaking big brother! GET OUT! ENOUGH!

Jack: What is that meat over there on the cutting board?

Stephen: Well that's called DINNER.

Jack: Dinner?

Stephen: Yeah, I caught a fish. Believe or not, fish don't come from the store, they come from pond.

Jack: I mean- it was a- like... canned tuna on a cutting board.

Stephen: That was a wild tuna out of that pond! Believe or not, there's fish in that pond. GO! Thank you, bye.

Jack: Tu- tuna comes from the ocean though.

[Stephen turns on the water hose and fills a watering can.]

Stephen: DUDE! Get out of my face now. ENOUGH! Enough.

[Stephen pours water to the fruits and vegetables on the ground.]

Stephen: You know, I don't- I do- I don't rely on big brother to feed me, to clothe me, to shelter me... I- I don- I don't rely on him. I don't know him. I'm a ghost, an-and in- in a castle that you are working. I'm a shadow. I'm off the grid.

Jack: Dude you've been out here for a day and a half and we saw you sneak in last night to go to sleep.

Stephen: SHUT UUUUUP!!!

[Stephen chases off Jack.]

Stephen: I GOT ENOUGH OF YOU!!!

[Wind rushes through the camera's microphone.]

[Jack laughs loudly, Stephen faintly screams in the background.]