Greatest freak out ever 15 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 15" from series, which posted on August 3, 2011.


 * Jack: Okay I'm at Spirit Reflections Tattoos in Edinburgh, Indiana.
 * Stephen: OW!
 * Jack: and...
 * Stephen: No!
 * Jack: We're here for Stephen's 18th birthday and he's getting a tattoo. and, we've been here for the past 3 hours and Stephen's been yelling.
 * Stephen: Yeah, I know you said that it's gonna hurt for a little while, well it's still hurts.
 * Tattoo Artist: We gotta get that...
 * Stephen: Let it heal.
 * Tattoo Artist: We have to finish it. Alright, it's gonna be okay. It's going to quite hurt, after a few it'll quite hurt.
 * Stephen: Yeah, you said that last time and it still hurts like crap.
 * Tattoo Artist: Alright, well, you're ready again? We'll try this one more time.
 * Stephen: Just go.
 * Tattoo Artist: Alright, you sure?
 * Stephen: Yes, just go. (The tattoo artist needles Stephen ) OW!!! No, that freakin' hurts! There's blood on me!
 * Tattoo Artist: Here, let's wipe it off.
 * Stephen: NO!
 * Tattoo Artist: We'll wipe it off.
 * Stephen: 'Cause that's dirty! You're dirty! Don't touch me with it.
 * Jennifer: Just, you have to wipe the blood off of it.
 * Tattoo Artist: Yeah, well, just one second.
 * Jennifer: Just, just, tell him to wipe it off.
 * Stephen: It freakin' stings.
 * Jennifer: Well, you know what, you're the one that wanted this. You've been asking for it for 2 years.
 * Tattoo Artist: Look, it's almost done. We'll be done in another, I'd say, 2 hours with the way... I'm dead serious.
 * Jennifer: (Laughing)
 * Stephen: That's not funny. Just finish.
 * Tattoo Artist: One more time. Alright.
 * Jennifer: (continues to laugh)
 * Tattoo Artist: Breathe, alright. Just breathe.
 * Stephen: Duh, I'm gonna breathe.
 * Tattoo Artist: Okay. Thanks. (needles Stephen again)
 * Stephen: OW!!!!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!
 * Tattoo Artist: It's alright. (touches Stephen)
 * Stephen: NO AND DON'T TOUCH ME!!!
 * Tattoo Artist: It's alright.
 * Stephen: You're freakin' hands are filthy and you're touching me. I don't like being touched.
 * Jennifer: Alright, just...
 * Stephen: Touch me with the needle.
 * Jennifer: Alright.
 * Stephen: Not your filthy hands.
 * Jennifer: Alright, just sit down. Sit down.
 * Tattoo Artist: Let's go over.
 * Stephen: No! He's a freakin' weirdo!
 * Jennifer: Stephen!
 * Tattoo Artist: It hurt that bad?
 * Stephen: Yes, it hurts that bad, believe it or not.
 * Jennifer: Do you think it wasn't gonna hurt?
 * Stephen: No, I-I didn't think it'd hurt that bad.
 * Jennifer: I've warned ya. Now, sit down, you're gonna finish it.
 * Tattoo Artist: Yep. I won't touch you. Needle will touch you. I won't touch you.
 * Stephen: Well, I don't even like the needle touching me.
 * Tattoo Artist: Alright.
 * Stephen: Just go.
 * Jennifer: It's looking good, that, it's got the outline on it.
 * Stephen: No, I'm not breathing, duh!
 * Jennifer: Shh!!!
 * Tattoo Artist: Just calm down, okay?
 * Stephen: Don't touch me with your filthy hands, either.
 * Tattoo Artist: Alright, well the needle's touching you.
 * Stephen: You are disgusting.
 * Tattoo Artist: Only the needle. (needles Stephen once again)
 * Stephen: THAT FREAKIN' HURTS, I CAN'T SIT THERE FOR 3 HOURS AND DO THAT!!! I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T!!! I CAN'T SIT THERE FOR 3 FREAKIN' HOURS DOING THAT!!! I CAN'T!!! NO, I CAN'T!!!!!!
 * Tattoo Artist: You're halfway done!
 * Jennifer: You know what?
 * Jack: Stephen.
 * Stephen: You're a freakin' weirdo and you're gay!
 * (Jennifer laughs, Stephen gets out of the Spirit Reflections Tattoo shop)
 * Jack: (laughing)
 * Jennifer: He even didn't get it.
 * Jack: (opens the old white door to outside where his older brother Stephen is walking away) Stephen, come back!
 * Stephen: No, my arm hurts!
 * Jack: Oh, my god!