John Leguizamo Greatest Freak out Ever (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "John Leguizamo Greatest Freak out Ever" from special, which aired on December 17, 2010.


 * Aaron: Okay, John, John, John just, just found out that he lost a role, in Wolfman to Benicio del Toro and he is freaking out. (Sets the camera down)
 * John Leguizamo: Get out of my room, Aaron, what the hell are you doing in my room, man. Hell out. (Door shuts) GODDAMN IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT STUFF!!! (Starts throwing a fit) Come on! (Continues to throw a tantrum) God, why did he do that to me again I cannot believe they did this to me I'll just... (Pulls up 2 sheets) GAUGH!!! I'm gonna leave this f-ing Hollywood, I don't wanna work anymore! Not again! OH, MY GOD I'M SO SICK OF IT! I'M GONNA RUN AWAY! MAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!! (Tries to act like a King Kong or Tarzan, angry breathing and sticks a white remote up his butt, opens a closet door and grabs a shoe and bangs his head) Is this what you want, Hollywood, is this what you want, is this want from me, is this what you want?! (Starts freaking out again and jumping on the bed, then John stops freaking out and opens the door to get out of his room, Aaron runs back to John Leguizamo's room and grabs the camera up while laughing)
 * Aaron: See that every time?