Greatest freak out ever 36 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 36" from series, which posted on May 2, 2019.


 * Jack: Okay so, Stephen has a new girlfriend, and they constantly fight all the time, so I'm going to see if I can capture them on camera.
 * (Jack runs to Stephen's room and places the camera at Stephen's drawer)
 * Stephen: Yeah I'm go...
 * (Jack gives the camera a thumbs up and leaves the room and Stephen and his girlfriend talking outside)
 * Stephen: Yeah. No, I'm promised you, I do not care. Like I said a couple times, I literally don't care.
 * Brianna: Okay so you don't care if I put a scary movie on?
 * Stephen: Yeah, I don't get scared that easy.
 * Brianna: We're about to find out.
 * Stephen: Just don't put it on The Ring. I don't like that one.
 * (Stephen grabs his laptop and put it on his legs and eating peanut butter)
 * Brianna: Are you seriously hoping on your game?
 * Stephen: Yeah, I'm hoping back on. I feel I'm explaining this a hundred times now but I'm hopping back on.
 * Brianna: You told me we're watching a movie.
 * Stephen: We're watching a movie! That's we're doing.
 * Brianna: You cannot watch a movie and play your game at the same time.
 * Stephen: Yeah that's why God gave me 2 eyeballs I believe or not, I can do both.
 * Brianna: That doesn't even make sense.
 * Stephen: Yeah.
 * Brianna: You're so full anyway.
 * Stephen: Yeah, it's children's week on Warcraft so I guess that's not a big deal helping on Warcraft. That's no that's not a big deal to you I guess.
 * Brianna: You've been playing all day and Look like you're did really a good job...
 * Stephen: Yeah! I have more people help too on World of Warcraft!
 * Brianna: Well could you help them after we watch the movie?
 * Stephen: No, I can't! I really can't! I can do both at the same time but I can't. I'm complicated, expressly I did come on in here I'm...
 * Brianna: Yeah, you're f***ing complicated, you told me we should...
 * Stephen: Yeah! WHY THE FUDGE DO YOU ALWAYS THROW CURSES AT ANY SITUATION YOU CAN?
 * Brianna: Why do you have freak out every time somebody cusses? It's not that big of a deal!
 * Stephen: Because, if there's a situation, where you can cuss, you're going to. You're gonna go there!
 * Brianna: Oh fu--
 * Stephen: and you're gonna go there. Yeah, I'm just saying you're gonna go there if you can, if there's a situation...
 * Brianna: Why don't you take these off-- (Takes Stephen's headphones off)
 * Stephen: Stop! Stop takin' my stuff!
 * Brianna: Oh my god, you're so damn dramatic.
 * Stephen: Yeah! It's a Christian house, and you're throwin' F-bombs and A-bombs, and you're cursin'!
 * Brianna: Well, you're not keeping your promises and what's up with that?
 * Stephen: What promise aren't I keeping?
 * Brianna: You told me we should watch the movie!
 * Stephen: WELL, THE ONLY TIME THE FOURTH TIME WE DID, WAS THE ONLY THING ONLY TIME THAT WE DID ON THE FIRST ONE!
 * Brianna: Oh my god!
 * (Brianna tries to take Stephen's laptop)
 * Stephen: GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!! STOP!!! You're tryin' to take my stuff and you broke my celery! And then you're trying to taking it anyway!
 * Brianna: You told me you watch a freakin' movie with me!
 * Stephen: Yeah, and I'm watchin' a freakin' movie with you and you started acting weird!
 * Brianna: All you care about this stupid game, and you know what? That game's unhealthy for you.
 * Stephen: Yeah! Yeah and no, no, this is unhealthy for me! I promised you that!
 * Brianna: Oh, what?
 * Stephen: The only time that we did on the fourth one?
 * (Brianna throws cream at Stephen's face and his shirt)
 * Stephen: STOP!! What's wrong with you?!
 * Brianna: That's what happened!
 * Stephen: What is wrong with y--?! (Brianna throws more cream at him) Oh! Oh wow! Wow! You're so funny! (opens the window door) You're real freakin' funny! MOM!!! SHE'S CURSIN' AND SHE'S THROWIN' STUFF AT ME!
 * (Stephen goes outside on the wooden roof Jack is heard laughing and runs back to the room gets his camera)
 * Jack: Stephen! Stephen! Dude, that roof is dangerous!
 * Stephen: I don't care!
 * Jack: What are you doing out there?!
 * Stephen: I don't care right now!
 * Jack: You're gonna hurt yourself!
 * Stephen: Yeah! Get away from me! How about that?!
 * Jack: Dude, I can't even see you!
 * Brianna: What are you doing?
 * Stephen: Yeah! Because she threw stuff at my face!
 * Brianna: Stephen!
 * Jack: Why is he out on the roof?
 * Brianna: Will you come inside?
 * Stephen: If you can explain what you did!
 * Jack: Dude, you're gonna fall off! Be careful!
 * Stephen: And the only time and that was it!
 * Brianna: Dude! You shouldn't be on there!
 * Stephen: Yeah! And you're right there!
 * Brianna: Would you just come over here please?
 * Stephen: No! I'd rather I'm really rather not!
 * Brianna: You're been so...
 * Jack: Here, let me help you off the roof!
 * Stephen: No! I'm good! I'm good on that.
 * Jack: Here, how about I help you? Let me just help you!
 * Stephen: How about no? How about no?
 * Jack: Here! You just grab my hand...
 * Stephen: No! How about no?
 * Jack: Dude, Stephen, come on!
 * Stephen: No! Get away from me!
 * Jack: Dude, what's that on your face?
 * Stephen: Stuff that she threw!
 * Jack: Here just take my hand...
 * Stephen: No!!!
 * Jack: Let me just help you off!
 * Stephen: No! Don't touch me, man!
 * Jack: I think you're in a wrong state of mine!
 * Stephen: Well, I'm not!
 * Brianna: Stephen, I'm sorry.
 * Stephen: Yeah, it's too late to apologize. So I'm sorry. And that was it anyway! And.. and anytime and any does that any that stuff, the only person that ever does, is me!
 * Jack: Well, here.
 * Stephen: And I'm the bad guy!
 * Jack: Let's just get off the roof!
 * Stephen: No! Stop trying to touch me we we're at! Look what we we're at! And stop trying to touch! And the only time you did!
 * Jack: Alright, come on.
 * Stephen: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Jack: STOP! Don't-
 * Stephen: Get out of my face!
 * Jack: Don't, you can't shove people up on the roof!
 * Stephen: Well, I'm in a more dangerous position than you are!
 * Jack: Well, here let's just get off the roof together!
 * Stephen: No! I'm like the cat and the rat right now!
 * Jack: What?
 * Stephen: And then you did!
 * Jack: Dude, you're starting sound really stupid! Come on!
 * Stephen: Yeah! Get out of my face!
 * Jack: Seriously!
 * Stephen: How about you get out of my face with that?
 * Jack: You're gonna get us both hurt.
 * Stephen: Yeah! If there everyone is gonna get is hurt, it is gonna be me!
 * Brianna: Listen to Jack, Stephen.
 * Jack: Well, come down, Stephen!
 * Stephen: Well, I'm not listening to you, I know that!
 * Jack: Dude!
 * Stephen: Well who-who-who's the one who threw this at my face?
 * Jack: Alright come on before...
 * Stephen: And then she said nothing!
 * Jack: Before mom and dad come up here!
 * Stephen: And then she said nothing when she the one when she's the one who did it and that was it anyway!
 * Jack: Dude, dad...
 * Stephen: Then that's how I became a bad guy!
 * Jack: Dad's gonna be pissed.
 * Stephen: Well, you know what? That's it!
 * Jack: Alright here, let's just get off the roof! Let's just get off the roof, and--
 * Stephen: No!!! Get away from me! Get away from me!
 * Jack: We're gonna get off the roof, and everything is gonna be fine!
 * Stephen: No! I'll take you down with me! Get that out of my face!
 * (Stephen knocks the camera out of Jack's hands)
 * Jack: Dude! You're gonna make me drop my freakin' camera!
 * Stephen: Like I did anyway!
 * Jack: Alright, we're getting down, come o--
 * (Stephen knocks the camera out of Jack's hands again)
 * (The video has been stopped)