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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 36" from series, which posted on May 2, 2019.
- Jack: Okay so, Stephen has a new girlfriend, and they constantly fight all the time, so I'm going to see if I can capture them on camera.
- (Jack runs to Stephen's room and places the camera at Stephen's drawer)
- Stephen: Yeah I'm go...
- (Jack gives the camera a thumbs up and leaves the room and Stephen and his girlfriend talking outside)
- Stephen: Yeah. No, I'm promised you, I do not care. Like I said a couple times, I literally don't care.
- Brianna: Okay so you don't care if I put a scary movie on?
- Stephen: Yeah, I don't get scared that easy.
- Brianna: We're about to find out.
- Stephen: Just don't put it on The Ring. I don't like that one.
- (Stephen grabs his laptop and put it on his legs and eating peanut butter)
- Brianna: Are you seriously hoping on your game?
- Stephen: Yeah, I'm hoping back on. I feel I'm explaining this a hundred times now but I'm hopping back on.
- Brianna: You told me we're watching a movie.
- Stephen: We're watching a movie! That's we're doing.
- Brianna: You cannot watch a movie and play your game at the same time.
- Stephen: Yeah that's why God gave me 2 eyeballs I believe or not, I can do both.
- Brianna: That doesn't even make sense.
- Stephen: Yeah.
- Brianna: You're so full anyway.
- Stephen: Yeah, it's children's week on Warcraft so I guess that's not a big deal helping on Warcraft. That's no that's not a big deal to you I guess.
- Brianna: You've been playing all day and Look like you're did really a good job...
- Stephen: Yeah! I have more people help too on World of Warcraft!
- Brianna: Well could you help them after we watch the movie?
- Stephen: No, I can't! I really can't! I can do both at the same time but I can't. I'm complicated, expressly I did come on in here I'm...
- Brianna: Yeah, you're fucking complicated, you told me we should...
- Stephen: Yeah! WHY THE FUDGE DO YOU ALWAYS THROW CURSES AT ANY SITUATION YOU CAN?
- Brianna: Why do you have freak out every time somebody cusses? It's not that big of a deal!
- Stephen: Because, if there's a situation, where you can curse, you're going to. You're gonna go there!
- Brianna: Oh, fuck you too,
- Stephen: and you're gonna go there. Yeah, I'm just saying you're gonna go there if you can, if there's a situation...
- Brianna: Why don't you take these off-- (Takes Stephen's headphones off)
- Stephen: Stop! Stop takin' my stuff!
- Brianna: Oh my god, you're so damn dramatic.
- Stephen: Yeah! It's a Christian house, and you're throwin' F-bombs and A-bombs, and you're cursin'!
- Brianna: Well, you're not keeping your promises and what's up with that?
- Stephen: What promise aren't I keeping?
- Brianna: You told me we should watch the movie!
- Stephen: WELL, THE ONLY TIME THE FOURTH TIME WE DID, WAS THE ONLY THING ONLY TIME THAT WE DID ON THE FIRST ONE!
- Brianna: Oh my god!
- (Brianna tries to take Stephen's laptop)
- Stephen: GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!! STOP!!! You're tryin' to take my stuff and you broke my celery! And then you're trying to taking it anyway!
- Brianna: You told me you watch a freakin' movie with me!
- Stephen: Yeah, and I'm watchin' a freakin' movie with you and you started acting weird!
- Brianna: All you care about this stupid game, and you know what? That game's unhealthy for you.
- Stephen: Yeah! Yeah and no, no, this is unhealthy for me! I promised you that!
- Brianna: Oh, what?
- Stephen: The only time that we did on the fourth one?
- (Brianna throws cream at Stephen's face and his shirt)
- Stephen: STOP!! What's wrong with you?!
- Brianna: That's what happened!
- Stephen: What is wrong with y--?! (Brianna throws more cream at him) Oh! Oh wow! Wow! You're so funny! (opens the window door) You're real freakin' funny! MOM!!! SHE'S CURSIN' AND SHE'S THROWIN' STUFF AT ME!
- (Stephen goes outside on the wooden roof Jack is heard laughing and runs back to the room gets his camera)
- Jack: Stephen! Stephen! Dude, that roof is dangerous!
- Stephen: I don't care!
- Jack: What are you doing out there?!
- Stephen: I don't care right now!
- Jack: You're gonna hurt yourself!
- Stephen: Yeah! Get away from me! How about that?!
- Jack: Dude, I can't even see you!
- Brianna: What are you doing?
- Stephen: Yeah! Because she threw stuff at my face!
- Brianna: Stephen!
- Jack: Why is he out on the roof?
- Brianna: Will you come inside?
- Stephen: If you can explain what you did!
- Jack: Dude, you're gonna fall off! Be careful!
- Stephen: And the only time and that was it!
- Brianna: Dude! You shouldn't be on there!
- Stephen: Yeah! And you're right there!
- Brianna: Would you just come over here please?
- Stephen: No! I'd rather I'm really rather not!
- Brianna: You're been so...
- Jack: Here, let me help you off the roof!
- Stephen: No! I'm good! I'm good on that.
- Jack: Here, how about I help you? Let me just help you!
- Stephen: How about no? How about no?
- Jack: Here! You just grab my hand...
- Stephen: No! How about no?
- Jack: Dude, Stephen, come on!
- Stephen: No! Get away from me!
- Jack: Dude, what's that on your face?
- Stephen: Stuff that she threw!
- Jack: Here just take my hand...
- Stephen: No!!!
- Jack: Let me just help you off!
- Stephen: No! Don't touch me, man!
- Jack: I think you're in a wrong state of mine!
- Stephen: Well, I'm not!
- Brianna: Stephen, I'm sorry.
- Stephen: Yeah, it's too late to apologize. So I'm sorry. And that was it for it anyway! And.. and anytime and any does that any that stuff, the only person that ever does, is me!
- Jack: Well, here.
- Stephen: And I'm the bad guy!
- Jack: Let's just get off the roof!
- Stephen: No! Stop trying to touch me we we're at! Look what we we're at! And stop trying to touch! And the only time you did!
- Jack: Alright, come on.
- Stephen: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
- Jack: STOP! Don't-
- Stephen: Get out of my face!
- Jack: Don't, you can't shove people up on the roof!
- Stephen: Well, I'm in a more dangerous position than you are!
- Jack: Well, here let's just get off the roof together!
- Stephen: No! I'm like the cat and the rat right now!
- Jack: What?
- Stephen: And then you did!
- Jack: Dude, you're starting sound really stupid! Come on!
- Stephen: Yeah! Get out of my face!
- Jack: Seriously!
- Stephen: How about you get out of my face with that?
- Jack: You're gonna get us both hurt.
- Stephen: Yeah! If there everyone is gonna get is hurt, it is gonna be me!
- Brianna: Listen to Jack, Stephen.
- Jack: Well, come down, Stephen!
- Stephen: Well, I'm not listening to you, I know that!
- Jack: Dude!
- Stephen: Cuz' who-who-who's the one who put this at my face?
- Jack: Alright come on before...
- Stephen: And then she said nothing!
- Jack: Before mom and dad come up here!
- Stephen: And then she said nothing when she the one when she's the one who did it and that was it anyway!
- Jack: Dude, dad...
- Stephen: Then that's how I became a bad guy!
- Jack: Dad's gonna be pissed.
- Stephen: Well, you know what? That's it!
- Jack: Alright here, let's just get off the roof! Let's just get off the roof, and--
- Stephen: No!!! Get away from me! Get away from me!
- Jack: We're gonna get off the roof, and everything is gonna be fine!
- Stephen: No! I'll take you down with me! Get that out of my face!
- (Stephen knocks the camera out of Jack's hands)
- Jack: Dude! You're gonna make me drop my freakin' camera!
- Stephen: Like I did anyway!
- Jack: Alright, we're getting down, come on--
- (Stephen knocks the camera out of Jack's hands again)
- (The video has been stopped)