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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever" from season, which aired on May 1, 2009.

  • Jack: Okay, my mom just cancelled my brother's uh, World of Warcraft account and he is flipping out!
  • Stephen: You got rid of my life!
  • Jack: (Laughing) Holy cow.
  • Stephen: And you made me cry! (Jack puts the camera on Stephen's top drawer and he runs out of Stephen's room while guffawing) GET OUT OF MY ROOM! I swear... (flurry of mating calls)(bangs his head with a remote)(starts flopping on his bed like a dying fish) I can't find the remote! I'm gonna run away!(puts blanket over himself and teleports out of his clothes) I'm gonna run away and never come back! I'm going to run away and never come back! I swear! You'll never see me again! (Stephen takes blankets off and goes to Narnia)(more mating calls)(re-enacts Jaws)(beats his chest like a gorilla and shoves a remote up his butt) Is this what you want?! (He bang his head with his shoe 4 times) For me to hate my... I HATE MY LIFE! (Super Saiyan transformation) (bangs his head with his shoe 3 more times and starts flopping like a fish again on his bed while making gargling sounds) It's mine! I swear! I hate it!
  • David: (In the background) Dude, shut up!
  • (Stephen gets up, punches his bed and walks away in defeat)
  • Jack: (Laughing, goes back to his brother's room and grabs the camera from the drawer) Did you freakin' see that?!