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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 15" from series, which posted on August 3, 2011.
- Jack: Okay I'm at Spirit Reflections Tattoos in Edinburgh, Indiana.
- Stephen: OW!
- Jack: and...
- Stephen: No!
- Jack: We're here for Stephen's 18th birthday and he's getting a tattoo. and, we've been here for the past 3 hours and Stephen's been yelling.
- Stephen: Yeah, I know you said that it's gonna hurt for a little while, well it's still hurts.
- Tattoo Artist: We gotta get that...
- Stephen: Let it heal.
- Tattoo Artist: We have to finish it. Alright, it's gonna be okay. It's going to quite hurt, after a few it'll quite hurt.
- Stephen: Yeah, you said that last time and it still hurts like crap.
- Tattoo Artist: Alright, well, you're ready again? We'll try this one more time.
- Stephen: Just go.
- Tattoo Artist: Alright, you sure?
- Stephen: Yes, just go. (The tattoo artist needles Stephen ) OW!!! No, that freakin' hurts! There's blood on me!
- Tattoo Artist: Here, let's wipe it off.
- Stephen: NO!
- Tattoo Artist: We'll wipe it off.
- Stephen: 'Cause that's dirty! You're dirty! Don't touch me with it.
- Jennifer: Just, you have to wipe the blood off of it.
- Tattoo Artist: Yeah, well, just one second.
- Jennifer: Just, just, tell him to wipe it off.
- Stephen: It freakin' stings.
- Jennifer: Well, you know what, you're the one that wanted this. You've been asking for it for 2 years.
- Tattoo Artist: Look, it's almost done. We'll be done in another, I'd say, 2 hours with the way... I'm dead serious.
- Jennifer: (Laughing)
- Stephen: That's not funny. Just finish.
- Tattoo Artist: One more time. Alright.
- Jennifer: (continues to laugh)
- Tattoo Artist: Breathe, alright. Just breathe.
- Stephen: Duh, I'm gonna breathe.
- Tattoo Artist: Okay. Thanks. (needles Stephen again)
- Stephen: OW!!!!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!
- Tattoo Artist: It's alright. (touches Stephen)
- Stephen: NO AND DON'T TOUCH ME!!!
- Tattoo Artist: It's alright.
- Stephen: You're freakin' hands are filthy and you're touching me. I don't like being touched.
- Jennifer: Alright, just...
- Stephen: Touch me with the needle.
- Jennifer: Alright.
- Stephen: Not your filthy hands.
- Jennifer: Alright, just sit down. Sit down.
- Tattoo Artist: Let's go over.
- Stephen: No! He's a freakin' weirdo!
- Jennifer: Stephen!
- Tattoo Artist: It hurt that bad?
- Stephen: Yes, it hurts that bad, believe it or not.
- Jennifer: Do you think it wasn't gonna hurt?
- Stephen: No, I-I didn't think it'd hurt that bad.
- Jennifer: I've warned ya. Now, sit down, you're gonna finish it.
- Tattoo Artist: Yep. I won't touch you. Needle will touch you. I won't touch you.
- Stephen: Well, I don't even like the needle touching me.
- Tattoo Artist: Alright.
- Stephen: Just go.
- Jennifer: It's looking good, that, it's got the outline on it.
- Stephen: No, I'm not breathing, duh!
- Jennifer: Shh!!!
- Tattoo Artist: Just calm down, okay?
- Stephen: Don't touch me with your filthy hands, either.
- Tattoo Artist: Alright, well the needle's touching you.
- Stephen: You are disgusting.
- Tattoo Artist: Only the needle. (needles Stephen once again)
- Stephen: THAT FREAKIN' HURTS, I CAN'T SIT THERE FOR 3 HOURS AND DO THAT!!! I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T!!! I CAN'T SIT THERE FOR 3 FREAKIN' HOURS DOING THAT!!! I CAN'T!!! NO, I CAN'T!!!!!!
- Tattoo Artist: You're halfway done!
- Jennifer: You know what?
- Jack: Stephen.
- Stephen: You're a freakin' weirdo and you're gay!
- (Jennifer laughs, Stephen gets out of the Spirit Reflections Tattoo shop)
- Jack: (laughing)
- Jennifer: He even didn't get it.
- Jack: (opens the old white door to outside where his older brother Stephen is walking away) Stephen, come back!
- Stephen: No, my arm hurts!
- Jack: Oh, my god!