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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 22" from series, which posted on February 28, 2012.
- Jack: Okay, it's the 3rd day of my sister and her family being over and... her and Stephen are getting into it again.
- Stephen: You're not coming in, because I'm still in here.
- Brandi: Yeah, but my stuff's to be here.
- (Jack opens his wooden door.)
- Stephen: I'm sleeping here now. Mom! Make her get out of my room!
- Brandi: I'll be here.
- Jennifer: Just let her finish packing.
- Stephen: Oh, my god.
- Jennifer: They're leaving today.
- Brandi: I'll be here another 2 days if I want.
- Stephen: No, you're not, you're leaving today. Well, thank god, you're leaving today.
- Brandi: Well, okay.
- Jennifer: You know what? Just leave her alone, let her pack her stuff.
- Stephen: Why is Jack's room left unfondled with (WTF?), but my house is like 5...
- Jennifer: Because your, because your bedroom is bigger, and your bed is bigger.
- Charlie: Calm down. Calm down, you young punk.
- Stephen: Shut up, no one's talking to you.
- Jennifer: Just leave...
- Marilyn: Stephen. You're 18, you have to grow up.
- Stephen: I'm 18!
- Little Girl: That's right! Stephen!
- Stephen: She's 28! I-I think she's the one who needs to grow up.
- Jennifer: And you know what, and she's your sister. And you haven't seen her since Thanksgiving?
- Stephen: Yeah, and her daughters are always yelling at me.
- Brandi: You leave my kids out of this.
- Stephen: I'm just saying they won't shut up. Every time I say...
- Little Girl: Mom!
- Unknown Kid: No!
- Stephen: Stop screaming at me, you're like 5!
- Young Girl: Stop screaming at me!
- Stephen: No!
- Marilyn: They come for 3...
- Sad Little Girl: Get out of here!
- Stephen: Dude, I don't even know who you are. Dude, shut up.
- Jane: I'm Jane! And your the person that shoved the remote up your butt!
- Stephen: (Fake laugh) HURR HURR HURR HURR!
- Brandi and Her Family: (Laughing)
- Stephen: (sarcasm) Oh, my god, so freakin' funny, you're not funny.
- Little Girl: What happened to you.
- Jennifer: I guess you...
- Darrick: Hey, what the hell's your problem, man?
- Stephen: What's your problem, man!?
- Darrick: You need to chill out!
- Stephen: Get out of my face!
- Darrick: I'm sick of your spoiled bulls***, man!
- Brandi: Darrick.
- Stephen: Stop bothering, he's cussing!
- Brandi: You know what.
- Stephen: HE'S CUSSING AT ME!!!
- Jack: (little laugh that his sister's husband is within kissing distance from Stephen.)
- Brandi: Darrick.
- Jennifer: You know what, you're leaving today. Come on, guys.
- Stephen: Well, tell him to get out of my face, he's acting like...
- Brandi: Hey guys, you can't fight. That's enough!
- Darrick: Oh, you've done it now, buddy...
- Jennifer: No, no, no, no!
- Darrick: I'll tell you what buddy, you're done!!
- Little Girl: Follow me home.
- Other girl: No!
- (Jack runs outside where he's laughing and watching his older brother Stephen getting chased by his older sister's husband.)
- Jack: (laughing) Oh, my God! Ha, ha! Oh, no way... Ha, ha! (surprised) HA, HA!
- Brandi: Stephen!!!
- (5 girls screaming loud outside)
- Young Girl: Get back!
- Jack: Oh, my god. There he goes.