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* '''Stephen''': STOP!! What's wrong with you?! |
* '''Stephen''': STOP!! What's wrong with you?! |
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* '''Stephen's girlfriend''': That's what happened! |
* '''Stephen's girlfriend''': That's what happened! |
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− | * '''Stephen''': What is wrong with y-?! (Stephen's girlfriend throws more food at him) Oh! Oh wow! Wow! You're so funny! (opens the window door) You're really freaking funny! MOM!!! SHE CURSIN' AND SHE |
+ | * '''Stephen''': What is wrong with y-?! (Stephen's girlfriend throws more food at him) Oh! Oh wow! Wow! You're so funny! (opens the window door) You're really freaking funny! MOM!!! SHE'S CURSIN' AND SHE THROWING STUFF AT ME! |
* (Stephen goes outside on the wooden roof Jack is heard laughing and runs back to the room gets his camera) |
* (Stephen goes outside on the wooden roof Jack is heard laughing and runs back to the room gets his camera) |
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* '''Jack''': Stephen! Stephen! Dude, that roof is dangerous! |
* '''Jack''': Stephen! Stephen! Dude, that roof is dangerous! |
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* '''Jack''': Why is he out on the roof? |
* '''Jack''': Why is he out on the roof? |
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* '''Stephen's girlfriend''': Will you come inside? |
* '''Stephen's girlfriend''': Will you come inside? |
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− | * '''Stephen''': If you explain |
+ | * '''Stephen''': If you can explain what you did! |
* '''Jack''': Dude, you're gonna fall off! Be careful! |
* '''Jack''': Dude, you're gonna fall off! Be careful! |
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* '''Stephen''': And the only time and that was it! |
* '''Stephen''': And the only time and that was it! |
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* '''Stephen''': No! Get away from me! |
* '''Stephen''': No! Get away from me! |
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* '''Jack''': Dude, what's that on your face? |
* '''Jack''': Dude, what's that on your face? |
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− | * '''Stephen''': |
+ | * '''Stephen''': Stuff that she threw! |
* '''Jack''': Here just take my hand... |
* '''Jack''': Here just take my hand... |
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* '''Stephen''': No!!! |
* '''Stephen''': No!!! |
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* '''Stephen''': Well, I'm not! |
* '''Stephen''': Well, I'm not! |
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* '''Stephen's girlfriend''': Stephen, I'm sorry. |
* '''Stephen's girlfriend''': Stephen, I'm sorry. |
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− | * '''Stephen''': Yeah, it's too late to apologize. So I'm sorry. And that was it anyway! And anytime and any does that any that stuff, the only person that ever does, is me! |
+ | * '''Stephen''': Yeah, it's too late to apologize. So I'm sorry. And that was it anyway! And.. and anytime and any does that any that stuff, the only person that ever does, is me! |
* '''Jack''': Well, here. |
* '''Jack''': Well, here. |
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* '''Stephen''': And I'm the bad guy! |
* '''Stephen''': And I'm the bad guy! |
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* '''Jack''': Let's just get off the roof! |
* '''Jack''': Let's just get off the roof! |
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− | * '''Stephen''': No! Stop trying to touch me we |
+ | * '''Stephen''': No! Stop trying to touch me we we're at! Look what we we're at! And stop trying to touch! And the only time you did! |
* '''Jack''': Alright, come on. |
* '''Jack''': Alright, come on. |
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* '''Stephen''': NOOOOOOOOO!!! |
* '''Stephen''': NOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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* '''Jack''': STOP! Don't- |
* '''Jack''': STOP! Don't- |
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* '''Stephen''': Get out of my face! |
* '''Stephen''': Get out of my face! |
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− | * '''Jack''': Don't, you can't |
+ | * '''Jack''': Don't, you can't shout at people up on the roof! |
− | * '''Stephen''': Well, I'm |
+ | * '''Stephen''': Well, I'm in a more dangerous position than you are! |
* '''Jack''': Well, here let's just get off the roof together! |
* '''Jack''': Well, here let's just get off the roof together! |
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* '''Stephen''': No! I'm like the cat and the rat right now! |
* '''Stephen''': No! I'm like the cat and the rat right now! |
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* '''Stephen's girlfriend''': Listen to Jack, Stephen. |
* '''Stephen's girlfriend''': Listen to Jack, Stephen. |
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* '''Jack''': Well, come down, Stephen! |
* '''Jack''': Well, come down, Stephen! |
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− | * '''Stephen''': Well, I'm not |
+ | * '''Stephen''': Well, I'm not listening to you, I know that! |
* '''Jack''': Dude! |
* '''Jack''': Dude! |
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− | * '''Stephen''': Well who's the one who threw this at my face? |
+ | * '''Stephen''': Well who-who-who's the one who threw this at my face? |
* '''Jack''': Alright come on before... |
* '''Jack''': Alright come on before... |
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* '''Stephen''': And then she said nothing! |
* '''Stephen''': And then she said nothing! |
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− | * '''Jack''': Before mom and dad |
+ | * '''Jack''': Before mom and dad come up here! |
* '''Stephen''': And then she said nothing when she the one when she's the one who did it and that was it anyway! |
* '''Stephen''': And then she said nothing when she the one when she's the one who did it and that was it anyway! |
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* '''Jack''': Dude, dad... |
* '''Jack''': Dude, dad... |
Revision as of 11:47, 25 June 2019
Episode | Gallery | Transcript |
This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 36" from season, which posted on May 2, 2019.
- Jack: Okay so, Stephen has a new girlfriend, and they constantly all over town and I'm going to see I can capture them on camera.
- (Jack runs to Stephen's room and place the camera at the drawer)
- Stephen: Yeah I'm go...
- (Jack gives the camera a thumbs up and leaves the room and Stephen and his girlfriend talking outside)
- Stephen: Yeah. No, I'm promised you, I do not care. Like I said a couple times I literally don't care.
- Stephen's girlfriend: Okay so you don't care if I put a scary movie on?
- Stephen: Yeah, I don't get scared that easy.
- Stephen's girlfriend: We're about to find out.
- Stephen: Just don't put it on the ring. I don't like that one.
- (Stephen grabs his laptop and put it on his legs and eating peanut butter)
- Stephen's girlfriend: Are you seriously hoping on your game?
- Stephen: Yeah, I'm hoping back on. I feel I'm explaining this a hundred times now but I'm hoping back on.
- Stephen's girlfriend: You told me we're watching a movie.
- Stephen: Well, watch the movie! That's we're doing.
- Stephen's girlfriend: You cannot watch a movie and play your game at the same time.
- Stephen: Yeah that's why guys gave me 2 eyeballs I believe or not, I can't do both.
- Stephen's girlfriend: That doesn't even make sense.
- Stephen: Yeah.
- Stephen's girlfriend: You're so full anyway.
- Stephen: Yeah, it's children's week on World of Warcraft so I guess that's not a big deal helping on war pins. That's no that's not a big deal to you I guess.
- Stephen's girlfriend: You've been playing all day and Look like you're did really a good job...
- Stephen: Yeah! I have more people help too on World of Warcraft!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Well could you help them after we watch the movie?
- Stephen: No, I can't! I really can't! I can do both at the same time but I can't. I'm complicated, expressly I did come on in here I'm...
- Stephen girlfriend: Yeah, you're fucking complicated, you told me we should...
- Stephen: Yeah! WHY THE FUDGE DO YOU ALWAYS THROW CURSING AT ANY SITUATION YOU CARE?
- Stephen's girlfriend: Why do you have freak out every time somebody...
- Stephen: Because, if there's a situation, where you can cuss, you're going to. You're gonna go there!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Oh fuck...
- Stephen: and you're gonna go there. Yeah, I'm just saying you're gonna go there if you can, if there's a situation...
- Stephen's girlfriend: Why don't you take these off... (Takes Stephen's headphones off)
- Stephen: Stop! Stop taking my stuff!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Oh my god, you're so damn dramatic?
- Stephen: Yeah! It's a Christian house and you're throwing F-bombs and A-bombs, and you're cursing!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Well, you're not keeping your promises and what's up with that?
- Stephen: Well, promise aren't I keeping!
- Stephen's girlfriend: You told me we should watch the movie!
- Stephen: WELL, THE ONLY TIME THE FOURTH TIME WE DID, WAS THE ONLY THING ONLY TIME THAT WE DID ON THE FIRST ONE!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Oh my god!
- (Stephen's girlfriend tries to take Stephen's laptop)
- Stephen: GET OFF! GET OFF!!! STOP!!! You're trying to take my stuff and you broke my celery! And then you're trying to taking it anyway!
- Stephen's girlfriend: You told me you watch a freaking movie with me!
- Stephen: Yeah, and I'm watching a movie with you and you starting acting weird!
- Stephen's girlfriend: All you care about this stupid game, and you know what? That's game unhealthy for you.
- Stephen: Yeah! Yeah and no, no, this is unhealthy for me! I promised you that!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Oh, what?
- Stephen: The only time that we did on the fourth one?
- (Stephen's girlfriend throws foods cream at Stephen's face and his shirt)
- Stephen: STOP!! What's wrong with you?!
- Stephen's girlfriend: That's what happened!
- Stephen: What is wrong with y-?! (Stephen's girlfriend throws more food at him) Oh! Oh wow! Wow! You're so funny! (opens the window door) You're really freaking funny! MOM!!! SHE'S CURSIN' AND SHE THROWING STUFF AT ME!
- (Stephen goes outside on the wooden roof Jack is heard laughing and runs back to the room gets his camera)
- Jack: Stephen! Stephen! Dude, that roof is dangerous!
- Stephen: I don't care!
- Jack: What are you doing out there?!
- Stephen: I don't care right now!
- Jack: You're gonna hurt yourself!
- Stephen: Yeah! Get away from me! How about that?!
- Jack: Dude, I can't even see you!
- Stephen's girlfriend: What are you doing?
- Stephen: Yeah! Because she threw stuff at my face!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Stephen!
- Jack: Why is he out on the roof?
- Stephen's girlfriend: Will you come inside?
- Stephen: If you can explain what you did!
- Jack: Dude, you're gonna fall off! Be careful!
- Stephen: And the only time and that was it!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Dude! You shouldn't be on there!
- Stephen: Yeah! And you're right there!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Would you just come over here please?
- Stephen: No! I'd rather I'm really rather not!
- Stephen's girlfriend: You're been so...
- Jack: Here, let me help you off the roof!
- Stephen: No! I'm good! I'm good on that.
- Jack: Here, how about I help you? Let me just help you!
- Stephen: How about no? How about no?
- Jack: Here! You just grab my hand...
- Stephen: No! How about no?
- Jack: Dude, Stephen, come on!
- Stephen: No! Get away from me!
- Jack: Dude, what's that on your face?
- Stephen: Stuff that she threw!
- Jack: Here just take my hand...
- Stephen: No!!!
- Jack: Let me just help you off!
- Stephen: No! Don't touch me, man!
- Jack: I think you're in a wrong state of mine!
- Stephen: Well, I'm not!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Stephen, I'm sorry.
- Stephen: Yeah, it's too late to apologize. So I'm sorry. And that was it anyway! And.. and anytime and any does that any that stuff, the only person that ever does, is me!
- Jack: Well, here.
- Stephen: And I'm the bad guy!
- Jack: Let's just get off the roof!
- Stephen: No! Stop trying to touch me we we're at! Look what we we're at! And stop trying to touch! And the only time you did!
- Jack: Alright, come on.
- Stephen: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
- Jack: STOP! Don't-
- Stephen: Get out of my face!
- Jack: Don't, you can't shout at people up on the roof!
- Stephen: Well, I'm in a more dangerous position than you are!
- Jack: Well, here let's just get off the roof together!
- Stephen: No! I'm like the cat and the rat right now!
- Jack: What?
- Stephen: And then you did!
- Jack: Dude, you're starting sound getting stupid! Come on!
- Stephen: Yeah! Get out of my face!
- Jack: Seriously!
- Stephen: How about you get out of my face with that?
- Jack: You're gonna get us both hurt.
- Stephen: Yeah! If there everyone is gonna get is hurt, it is gonna be me!
- Stephen's girlfriend: Listen to Jack, Stephen.
- Jack: Well, come down, Stephen!
- Stephen: Well, I'm not listening to you, I know that!
- Jack: Dude!
- Stephen: Well who-who-who's the one who threw this at my face?
- Jack: Alright come on before...
- Stephen: And then she said nothing!
- Jack: Before mom and dad come up here!
- Stephen: And then she said nothing when she the one when she's the one who did it and that was it anyway!
- Jack: Dude, dad...
- Stephen: Then that's how I became a bad guy!
- Jack: Dad's gonna be pissed.
- Stephen: Well, you know what? That's it!
- Jack: Alright here, let's just get off the roof! Let's just get off the roof, and...
- Stephen: No!! Get away from me! Get away from me!
- Jack: We're gonna get off the roof, and everything is gonna be fine!
- Stephen: No! I'll take you down with me! Get that out of my face!
- (Stephen knocks the camera out of Jack's hands)
- Jack: Dude! You're gonna make me drop my freakin' camera!
- Stephen: Like I did anyway!
- Jack: Alright, we're getting down, come o...
- (Stephen knocks the camera out of Jack's hands again)
- (The video has been stopped)