Jack: It's Stephen's 16th birthday. And, as a surprise present... you ready, Stephen?
Jack: What do you think it is?
Stephen: Uh... I really don't know.
Jennifer: Take a guess.
Stephen: Uh, a car.
Jennifer: Oh. Close.
Stephen: Uh... a truck. (Jennifer chuckles) Yes!
All: You surprised!
(Stephen looks at his old truck that has graffiti all over it)
Stephen: You serious?
Jennifer: You like it?
Jennifer: Why? This will be something you can beat up and you don't have to worry about... scratches or anything and you get a job.
Stephen: Yeah, but it's a piece of crap.
Jennifer: It is. It runs really, really good.
Redneck Mr. Miyagi: Save for a new sports car you could buy. Save for a new sports car.
Stephen: Yeah, but it looks like a retard driving it.
Jennifer: No you won't.
Stephen: Oh, my god... you guys like making me look like a freakin' retard in front of all my other friends.
David: Aw, quit acting like such a spoiled little brat.
Jennifer: Well, for now you can get a, get a job and save for your own car.
Jack: Where are you going?
Stephen: Going in the house.
Jack: Where you going?
Jennifer: Where's he going?
Stephen: Get away from me!
Stephen: Oh, my god.
Jack: Dude, what are you doing with that?
Stephen: Tell Jack to put the camera away.
Jennifer: Oh, I put that away. You better put that away.
David: I just paid $200 for that truck don't, no, no! Do not touch the truck.
Woman: Oh, my god.
David: You better not.
Stephen: I'm not really...
Woman: What are you doing?
Jennifer: Oh, my God...
David and the Woman: Stop!
Stephen: No! Get away!
David: Stop it! Spoiled little fucking bitch!
Redneck Mr. Miyagi: Man. This is totally ridiculous!
Stephen: You guys like making me look like a freakin' poor kid in front all of my friends... All the time! (Lady screams. Jack is laughing because Stephen is still hitting the truck with a baseball bat).
Jack: Ha, ha, ha.
Jennifer: Shut it off!
Jack: No, no, no, no! (lying) It's off, it's off!
(Stephen teleports out of his shirt.)
Stephen: Don't care. Don't... (hits the truck with the bat)
Jennifer: (gasps) Wow. (gasps) Stephen, cut it out!
Stephen: SHUT UP!
Jennifer: Oh, my god. Stephen.
Jack: (laughing) What?
Stephen: Thanks to you guys, I'm like the most un-freakin' popular kid at...