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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 4" from series, which posted on July 10, 2009.

  • (Stephen's playing his dad's guitar)
  • Jack: Okay, my parents aren't home. Stephen's playing my dad's guitar. So, I'm gonna mess with him a little bit, okay? Stephen. Stephen, you suck at guitar!
  • Stephen: I don't care what you think! I told you freakin' a million times, I don't care, I'm better than you!
  • Jack: Dude, you freakin' suck!
  • Stephen: Shut up! I'm better than you, freakin' whore!
  • (Stephen plays the same four chords ad-nauseum)
  • Jack: Dad's gonna be so mad when he finds out...
  • Stephen: I'm not afraid of him! I don't care if he finds out!
  • Jack: Dude, you freakin' suck!
  • Stephen: Call him, I don't care. Call him up, I don't care, go away!
  • (Stephen plays the same four chords followed by stupid mistakes)
  • Jack: Stephen, you suck!
  • Stephen: SHUT... UP! My god, you have no freakin' life!
  • Jack: (laughs)
  • Stephen: You don't have a life!
  • Jack: Come on, dude!
  • Stephen: Yeah, go get a freakin' life! Freakin' whore!
  • (the same old four chords are being replayed endlessly)
  • Jack: Dude, you freakin' suck at life!
  • Stephen: What's your problem?
  • Jack: Oh, my god!
  • Stephen: Shut up! I don't care what you think! (Stephen gets up.) Get the freakin' camera out of my face!
  • Jack: You freakin' suck at...
  • Stephen: Go freakin' away! (He hits a clock with the guitar)
  • Jack: (laughing)
  • Stephen: I'm freakin'...
  • Jack: Dude, look at you. (laughing) What you... (laughing) Dude, that's dad guitar. Dude, what are you do... (laughing)
  • Stephen: Shut up! Get the freakin'...
  • Jack: You can't even break it! (he breaks it)
  • Stephen: There!
  • Jack: Where are you going, Stephen?
  • Stephen: Get the camera out of my face! I'm smarter than you!
  • Jack: Are you just running away?
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