Greatest freak out ever 6 (Transcript)

This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest Freak Out Ever 6" from season, which aired on September 18, 2009.

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• Jack: Okay, my parents are gone for the weekend, our grandma is taking care of us, and... her and Stephen have been getting into it all weekend it's hilarious.
• Betty: (We can't hear her because Jack was moving the camera too much)
• Stephen: No, why don't you did... I mean.
• Betty: I want to watch the news.
• Stephen: Leave... Why? Nothing's happened so far.
• Betty: Yeah, how do you know? You never watch it.
• Stephen: Because you always update me like I care!
• Betty: Well you little brat.
• Stephen: Don't call... stop. How my brat?
• Betty: I'll tell you why? You may disrespect your mom and dad. But you're not gonna get fired for this with me.
• Stephen: Yeah, my dad left, he said "Stephen".
• Betty: Oh, he did not.
• Stephen: He said...
• Betty: He did not.
• Stephen: He said "You're the man in the house."
• Betty: Well, then, why did the add me over here you little s***.
• Stephen: So, for makes sure you don't get off crazy crappin' clim the rook.
• Betty: Oh, that's... uh, now, you're lying.
• Stephen: Okay. How my lie? And my ain't changing it, we're watching this. Stop talking.
• Betty: Do I have to get my paddle?
• Stephen Oh, my god, anything but the paddle. That hurts so bad. You're so strong.
• (Phone Ringing)
• Betty: I can't do not crackers.
• Stephen: Okay, carry bonds. Get the paddle.
• Betty: You son of a bitch.
• Stephen: What is wrong with you?
• Betty: I want a little respect!
• Stephen: You can't hit me in the face with it!
• Betty: You want a bet?
• Stephen: Yeah!
• Betty: Well, then stand up.
• Stephen: No. (Betty hits Stephen's eye) Ow! What is wrong with you?! Are you freakin' out of your mind? Ow, my freakin' eye!
• Betty: I'll tell you what? I'm leaving.
• Stephen: I'm calling my mom! And I'm taking this away before you kill somebody.
• Betty: That'll, dad calling your mom.
• Stephen: I'm calling my mom and telling her that you hit me in the face with it!
• Betty: No. I'm calling her as I leave, out the door.
• Stephen: Oh, I hope your not you have a cut under my eye.
• Betty: You little son of a bitch.
• Stephen: Stop cussing in my house! It's not your house, you can't cuss. I'm freakin' cleaning now.
• Betty: Good. Where's the phone? Where's the phone?
• Stephen: I don't know!
• Betty: You got it up your ass to?

• Stephen: That's not freakin' funny.
• Jack: (Laughing)
• Stephen: Mom said "talk time." Talk about that.