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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freak Out Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 6" from series, which posted on September 18, 2009.

Jack: Okay, my parents are gone for the weekend, our grandma is taking care of us, and... her and Stephen have been getting into it all weekend and it's hilarious.
Betty: Please hand me the remote.
Stephen: No, why do you keep... I mean.
Betty: I want to watch the news.
Stephen: Leave... Why? Nothing's happened so far.
Betty: How do you know if you never watch it.
Stephen: Because you always update me like I care!
Betty: Well, you little brat.
Stephen: Don't call... Stop. How am I a brat?
Betty: I'll tell you what, you may disrespect your mom and dad but you're not gonna get by with me.
Stephen: Yeah, when my dad left, he said "Stephen".
Betty: Oh, he did not.
Stephen: He said...
Betty: He did not.
Stephen: He said "You're the man of the house."
Betty: Well then, why did he have me over here, you little shit?
Stephen: So, to make sure you don't get all crazy and crap and climb the roof.
Betty: Oh, that's... Uh, now, you're lying.
Stephen: Okay. How am I lying? I'm not changing it, we're watching this. Stop talking.
Betty: Do I have to get my paddle?
Stephen: (sarcasm) Oh, my god, anything but the paddle. That hurts so bad. You're so strong.
(phone rings)
Betty: I've had enough crap this time. I can do it
Stephen: Okay, berry bund. Get the paddle.
Betty: You son of a bitch.
Stephen: What is wrong with you?
Betty: I want a little respect!
Stephen: You can't hit me in the face with it!
Betty: You wanna bet?
Stephen: Yeah!
Betty: Well, then stand up.
Stephen: No. (Betty hits Stephen's eye.) Ow! What is wrong with you?! Are you freakin' out of your mind? Ow, my freakin' eye!
Betty: I'll tell you what? I'm leaving.
Stephen: I'm calling my mom! And I'm taking this away before you kill somebody.
Betty: I'll... I'm calling your mom.
Stephen: I'm calling my mom and telling her that you hit me in the face with it!
Betty: No. I'm calling her as I leave out the door.
Stephen: Oh, I hope you've not got a cut under my eye.
Betty: You little son of a bitch.
Stephen: Stop cussing in my house! It's not your house, you can't cuss. I'm freakin' bleeding now.
Betty: Good. Where's the phone? Where's the phone?
Stephen: I don't know!
Betty: You got it up your ass too? (rekt)
Stephen: That's not freakin' funny.
Jack: (laughing)
Stephen: Mom said "talk time." Talk about that.

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-This article is a '''[[List of Transcript|transcript]]''' of the ''[[Wafflepwn|Greatest Freakout Ever]]'' episode '''"[[Greatest Freak Out Ever 6]]"''' from season, which aired on September 18, 2009.
+This article is a '''[[List of Transcript|transcript]]''' of the ''[[Wafflepwn|Greatest Freak Out Ever]]'' episode '''"[[Greatest Freak Out Ever 6|Greatest freak out ever 6]]"''' from series, which posted on September 18, 2009.
-*[[Greatest Freak Out Ever 6|Episode]]
-*[[Greatest Freak Out Ever 6 (Gallery)|Gallery]]
-*'''Transcript'''
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-* '''Jack:''' Okay, my parents are gone for the weekend, our grandma is taking care of us, and... her and Stephen have been getting into it all weekend it's hilarious.
+* '''Jack:''' Okay, my parents are gone for the weekend, our grandma is taking care of us, and... her and Stephen have been getting into it all weekend and it's hilarious.
-* '''Betty: '''(We can't hear her because Jack was moving the camera too much)
+* '''Betty: '''Please hand me the remote.
-*'''Stephen:''' No, why don't you did... I mean.
+*'''Stephen:''' No, why do you keep... I mean.
 *'''Betty:''' I want to watch the news.
 *'''Stephen:''' Leave... Why? Nothing's happened so far.
-*'''Betty:''' Yeah, how do you know? You never watch it.
+*'''Betty: '''How do you know if you never watch it.
 *'''Stephen:''' Because you always update me like I care!
-*'''Betty:''' Well you little brat.
+*'''Betty:''' Well, you little brat.
-*'''Stephen:''' Don't call... stop. How my brat?
+*'''Stephen:''' Don't call... Stop. How am I a brat?
-*'''Betty:''' I'll tell you why? You may disrespect your mom and dad. But you're not gonna get fired for this with me.
+*'''Betty:''' I'll tell you what, you may disrespect your mom and dad but you're not gonna get by with me.
-*'''Stephen:''' Yeah, my dad left, he said "Stephen".
+*'''Stephen:''' Yeah, when my dad left, he said "Stephen".
 *'''Betty:''' Oh, he did not.
 *'''Stephen:''' He said...
 *'''Betty:''' He did not.
-*'''Stephen:''' He said "You're the man in the house."
+*'''Stephen:''' He said "You're the man of the house."
-*'''Betty:''' Well, then, why did the add me over here you little s***.
+*'''Betty:''' Well then, why did he have me over here, you little shit?
-*'''Stephen:''' So, for makes sure you don't get off crazy crappin' clim the rook.
+*'''Stephen:''' So, to make sure you don't get all crazy and crap and climb the roof.
-*'''Betty:''' Oh, that's... uh, now, you're lying.
+*'''Betty:''' Oh, that's... Uh, now, you're lying.
-*'''Stephen:''' Okay. How my lie? And my ain't changing it, we're watching this. Stop talking.
+*'''Stephen:''' Okay. How am I lying? I'm not changing it, we're watching this. Stop talking.
 *'''Betty:''' Do I have to get my paddle?
+*'''Stephen:''' (sarcasm) Oh, my god, anything but the paddle. That hurts so bad. You're so strong.
+*(phone rings)
-*'''Stephen''' Oh, my god, anything but the paddle. That hurts so bad. You're so strong.
+*'''Betty:''' I've had enough crap this time. I can do it
-*(Phone Ringing)
-*'''Betty:''' I can't do not crackers.
+*'''Stephen:''' Okay, berry bund. Get the paddle.
-*'''Stephen:''' Okay, carry bonds. Get the paddle.
 *'''Betty:''' You son of a bitch.
 *'''Stephen:''' What is wrong with you?
 *'''Betty:''' I want a little respect!
 *'''Stephen:''' You can't hit me in the face with it!
+*'''Betty:''' You wanna bet?
-*'''Betty:''' You want a bet?
 *'''Stephen:''' Yeah!
 *'''Betty:''' Well, then stand up.
+*'''Stephen:''' No. (Betty hits Stephen's eye.) Ow! What is wrong with you?! Are you freakin' out of your mind? Ow, my freakin' eye!
-*'''Stephen:''' No. (Betty hits Stephen's eye) Ow! What is wrong with you?! Are you freakin' out of your mind? Ow, my freakin' eye!
 *'''Betty:''' I'll tell you what? I'm leaving.
 *'''Stephen:''' I'm calling my mom! And I'm taking this away before you kill somebody.
+*'''Betty: '''I'll... I'm calling your mom.
-*'''Betty: '''That'll, dad calling your mom.
 *'''Stephen:''' I'm calling my mom and telling her that you hit me in the face with it!
-*'''Betty:''' No. I'm calling her as I leave, out the door.
+*'''Betty:''' No. I'm calling her as I leave out the door.
-*'''Stephen: '''Oh, I hope your not you have a cut under my eye.
+*'''Stephen: '''Oh, I hope you've not got a cut under my eye.
 *'''Betty:''' You little son of a bitch.
-*'''Stephen:''' Stop cussing in my house! It's not your house, you can't cuss. I'm freakin' cleaning now.
+*'''Stephen:''' Stop cussing in my house! It's not your house, you can't cuss. I'm freakin' bleeding now.
 *'''Betty:''' Good. Where's the phone? Where's the phone?
 *'''Stephen:''' I don't know!
+*'''Betty:''' You got it up your ass too? (rekt)
-*'''Betty:''' You got it up your ass to?
 *'''Stephen:''' That's not freakin' funny.
-*'''Jack: '''(Laughing)
+*'''Jack: '''(laughing)
 *'''Stephen:''' Mom said "talk time." Talk about that.
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