Jack Cutting Open His "Jackfruit" (Transcript)

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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Jack Cutting Open His "Jackfruit"" from special, which aired on July 15, 2015.

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• Jennifer: Okay, Jack is going to... use his machete.
• Tara: Yes, this is we wanted. (Chuckles)
• Jennifer: And cut, the Jackfruit.
• (Rooster Crowing)
• Jack: Oh, yeah.
• Tara: Oh.
• Jennifer: Okay. I guess you eat the pods.
• Jack: Oh, yes.
• Jennifer: And it supposed to taste like juicy fruit.
• Jack: This is what we want.
• Tara: Look at that, stuff is in out of it.
• Jack: Yeah, it's like latex. (Continue to cut more pieces of Jackfruit) Okay, that... (Rooster crowing again) God, it's stuck. Ooh, it smells. So good.
• Jennifer: It smell like juicy fruit.
• Jack: It smells like juicy fruit for good, it's seems like it.
• Tara: Oh, yeah.
• Jennifer: Is it really?
• Jack: It really does.
• Tara: Let me see.
• Jack: Smell it.
• Tara: That does smell like juicy fruit.
• Jack: Okay. And want to... cut this, white mold out.
• Jennifer: Those are like real pointing you mean. (Rooster crowing quietly) Heard it, kind of.
• David: What's the edible portion of the fruit?
• Jack: The seed.
• Tara: The seed?
• Jennifer: They called them pods.
• Jack: Yeah, like these thing.
• Tara: What about that orange to bring?
• Jennifer: Okay, well let's try it.
• Jack: Nah.
• Jennifer: Do we have to do anything to eat it? Does it have to like...
• Jack: Mom.
• Jennifer: You just eat it fresh out of there.
• Jack: Yeah, I will.
• Jennifer: Okay, well somebody eat it a piece I mean.
• Jack: Wait a second.
• Jennifer: Let's see...
• Jack: I believe...
• (Rooster crowing once again)
• Jack: When out of these of the seeds something about oh yeah, this is the fruit right here.
• Tara: You'll know it's good to say.
• Jack: Yeah, okay.
• Tara: It looks like different of off the seeds.
• Jack: Yeah, it was confused. Okay. Yeah, there's a fruit.
• Jennifer: Okay. Take a bite.
• Jack: Alright.
• Tara: Well, taken you...
• Jennifer: Take a bite! You've been waiting for this.
• Tara: Can you do without that latex from here?
• Jack: Yeah, it's fine.
• Tara: Oh, okay. (Jack eats that piece of fruit)
• Jennifer: Oh, I can smell it, does taste like this, it smells like juicy fruit. Oh, my gosh.
• Tara: Okay.
• Jennifer: Can you smell it?
• Jack: That... is juicy fruit. I swear to god.
• Jennifer: I'm beef, I'll taste it.
• Jack: This is amazing. Try that. Wow.
• Jennifer: Wow.
• Jack: That is so good.
• Jennifer: Amen.
• Jack: It tastes like juicy fruit.
• Jennifer: Yow.
• Jack: Doesn't it?
• (Tara eats that other piece of fruit, but hearing the rooster crowing more times)
• Jennifer: (Laughing)
• Jack: (His father David eating that piece of fruit, but also after his mother Jennifer eating it, too.) Yeah, this is awesome. Just lice this pull this, more than.
• Jennifer: But it kinda has like cantaloupe taste to me, too. And I really don't care for cantaloupe.
• Jack: Yeah, this is amazing.
• Jennifer: It does it taste like cantaloupe, kind of, doesn't it?
• Jack: Taste like juicy fruit to me. (Cutting more pieces of Jackfruit with the machete)
• Jennifer: It's like juicy fruit. Yeah, it's not l...
• Jack: I really like it.
• Jennifer: Cantaloupe, but I can kinda taste it.