This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "John Leguizamo Greatest Freak out Ever" from special, which aired on December 16, 2010.
- Aaron: Okay, John, John, John just, just found out that he lost a role, in Wolfman to Benicio del Toro and he is freaking out. (Sets the camera down)
- John Leguizamo: Get out of my room, Aaron, what the hell are you doing in my room, man. Hell out. (Door shuts) GOD DAMN IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT STUFF!!! (Starts throwing a fit) Come on! (Continues to throw a tantrum) God, what did he do that to me again I cannot believe this to me I'll just... (Pulls up 2 sheets) GAUGH!!! I'm gonna leave this to me, Hollywood, I don't wanna working. Not again! OH, MY GOD I'M SO SICK OF IT. I'M GONNA RUN AWAY. MAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!! (Tries to act like a King Kong or Tarzan, angry breathing and sticks a white remote up his butt, opens a closet door and grabs a shoe and bangs his head) Is this what you want, Hollywood, is this what you want, is this wanting me is this what you want?! (Starts freaking out again and jumping on the bed, then John stops freaking out and opens the door to get out of his room, Aaron runs back to John Leguizamo's room and grabs the camera up while laughing)
- Aaron: See that every time?