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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "The VERY VERY VERY Annoying Stephen" from special, which aired on January 1, 2012.


  • David: Go under. Stephen. Oh, my god. What was that. Stephen, pull down there.
  • Jack: Stephen. Stop!
  • David: Stop. Stop!
  • Jack: Stop. Dude, cut it out. Why are you, why is he doing this?
  • David: Get out of here, go. Get on the top, Jack. Go. Pull. Pull!
  • Jack: Get off of me, bite! Ah!
  • Stephen: (Goes wild under the blanket, Jack tries to laugh, sounding like a crazy animal, probably like a cat)
  • David: What a weirdo, man. What a weirdo. Jack, get on the... (I don't know what he's saying)
  • Jack: Stop!
  • David: Pull!
  • Jack: Ah!! AH!!! Ugh!
  • David: Pull, Jenny.
  • Jennifer: What did he do to you?
  • Jack: He's bit me.
  • Jennifer: Eh, heh, heh, heh.
  • Stephen: I want lobster.
  • David: Too late, do all that. Do they have a late-night seat?
  • Stephen: I'm on it.
  • Jennifer: You have to reschedule, you can't, just go, chill worth it.
  • David: Need this open seats down there.
  • Jennifer: No, they don't.
  • Stephen: What time are we going?
  • Jennifer: We're scheduled at 6.
  • Stephen: Let go.
  • Jennifer: It's not even 5:30. Like 5:20.
  • David: Where we going down like pajamas?
  • Stephen: After I'm gonna in it.
  • David: No, you're not. Kay, they won't allow, now, make them seats later. Let's pick that phone up and call. Why's that problem? Why you just calling on that phone a problem?
  • Jennifer: Go ahead.
  • David: You're start standing there.
  • Jennifer: (Laughing at Stephen that pulling up the white blanket)
  • David: What he's smell?
  • Stephen: He's dead.
  • Jennifer: I think it was this damn thing.
  • Jack: Sto...
  • Stephen: (Acting like a little kid) Quit it! (Tries to hurt his younger brother)
  • Jack: (Slapping Stephen's arms) Stop! Stop! (Tries to kick his older brother with his foot) Stop it!
  • David: Oh!
  • Jennifer: Oh! What was that?
  • David: He hurt himself. I'm gonna kick your ass, man. Leave us alone. What's that, your guard rail? Look how it's all did up here. Woom!
  • Jennifer: It's his cage.
  • David: Come on! Come on.
  • Stephen: I want lobster.
  • David: We know you want lobster, so turn that camera off, bool.
  • Jennifer: You want, what?
  • Stephen: Lobster. L-O-P-S-T-E-R.
  • Jennifer: P? (Laughs)
  • Stephen: Lobster.
  • David: Cut it, one time when you come to tell. We're working out bed.
  • Jennifer: I know he's been bed like all week.
  • Jack: Oh, my god.
  • David: Awwwww!
  • Jack: You're so annoying, man. You are so annoying!
  • Stephen: Batman how be tell you to stop!!
  • David: Turn that camera off.
  • Jennifer: No.
  • Jack: Just, why do you want that camera off? Turn that crap off.
  • David: Irritating.
  • Jack: Just whole situation of really irritating, man, please shut that camera off.
  • Jennifer: Are you gonna go eat dinner?
  • Jack: Yeah, I'm gonna go eat dinner, I already told you that.
  • Jennifer: Stephen. You ready go eat dinner?
  • Stephen: What?
  • Jennifer: Wanna go eat dinner?
  • Stephen: I want to.
  • Jennifer: What kind of do?
  • Stephen: Lobster.
  • Jack: Stop!! Why are you video taping?!
  • David: Shut up.
  • Jack: Mom. Why are you video taping to?!
  • David: Shut up you two. We're going.
  • Jack: Okay, no. Mom has that camera, why she... (Almost getting scratched by Stephen) Stop.
  • David: Quit yelling. Seriously.
  • Jack: Why are you letting him taping me like do this. He's scratching me crap. He's hitting hard.
  • David: Shut up.
  • (Jack tries to squish Stephen with his feet, Jennifer laughs and Jack fails it)
  • David: Casual night? Okay, uh, you know what their service... Yeah, the lobster. There's no lobster? Just casual line. Okay. Thank you.
  • Jennifer: Well, darn.
  • Stephen: Never mind.
  • Jennifer: No lobster.
  • David: Out of the lobster. Causal, too.
  • Jennifer: So Christan told me...
  • Jack: Why are you video taping?
  • (The video has been stopped)